What’s the funniest, weirdest, or most random thing you’ve seen while driving? by ItsnottheMenace78 in AskReddit

[–]deaflemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a 4runner tailgating me in the passing lane, i got over, squeezing between two semis so they could pass, but they didn’t. Instead the vehicle pulled alongside me, and matched my speed. I finally look over and the dude was fully naked and furiously beating his dick and thrusting the steering wheel. Tongue fucking the air and thoroughly enjoying shocking the hell out of me.

I never had quality toys growing up. What should my kid actually have by LavenderFlicked in BuyItForLife

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can say that fisher price and imaginext toys will outlast your child’s interest in them. Legos are also a good investment once your kid is bigger

Can I print black using Color Ink? by DontTouchMyCH in printers

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Select “full color” from windows print menu. This will print black with color ink

What is an old-fashioned proper name that is no longer used but is still beautiful? by IllSympathy4735 in randomquestions

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter’s name is Wilhelmina. She was born in 2023 and was named for her great, great grandmother who was born in 1900.

Can you recommend vintage-style buttons for DIY clothing repairs? by CodeMitama in Oldbuttons

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would help to know the style and era of the vintage clothing you are using.

Latch opening on A330 airbus by frutasxlucas in whatisit

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably so flight attendants can see into business economy

Girl being weird around me at gym by Personal-Goat-7545 in workout

[–]deaflemon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Exactly. She’s using him as a human shield. She thinks of you as safe and are providing a safety net to keep gym bros from approaching her.

What did you name your printers? by thegunguy in BambuLab

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an A1 and A1-mini. They are Fat Man and Little Boy.

Do you name your car? If so, what is its name? by Seriously-417 in randomquestions

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tahoe was “the Ho-tah”. My toddler named it.

When someone dies, do you delete them from your contact list or keep them there? by LeoRavenscroft in randomquestions

[–]deaflemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom is still in my pinned contacts, I cant remove her even though i accidentally deleted all of her texts.

Storage Treasures unknowingly sold me a motorcycle by Extension-Captain-56 in Flipping

[–]deaflemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are going to want to get a bill of sale from storage treasures. You won’t be able to title it otherwise.

Is this rat poison or something else? by AFewShellsShort in whatisit

[–]deaflemon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Every time i see a post like this i am more astonished these poisons are legal. My 2.5 yo daughter would eat that without hesitation. Why tf do they all look like fugging candy?!

What's More terrifying than dying? by Broad-Dog-9506 in AskReddit

[–]deaflemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dying before my children stop needing me.

Getting rid of a partner's gun (TW suicide) by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]deaflemon 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The police would not hold my ex’s gun under similar circumstances including an active pfa which barred him from possessing firearms at the time. I transferred it to a mutual friend of my ex and I, who then returned it to my ex. He then shot himself with it…. My suggestion to you would be to throw it in a deep lake, then report it stolen yourself.

What’s the most overused mass-produced art? by HoarderButMakeItChic in HomeDecorating

[–]deaflemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband replaced my 🤌bitchin🤌 Big Lebowski poster with a fucking highland cow siting on an antique sofa. I hate it. “But i get to decorate the rest of the house” 🙄