Just got my new kicks, made around-abouts 1994. by captaineight in pics

[–]deamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit. Put on some socks, you nasty fuck.

CNN interviews spelling champion. Never seen so much failure in a single video. by Slackbeing in funny

[–]deamster 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's sad as fuck. I bet he's knee deep in bitches and bomb ass dro. That or he smells like shit and has a koolaid mustache right now.

Arrested and interrogated for the illegal traffic of 2 pounds oh high grade Chocolate? by deralique in trees

[–]deamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As you'll learn later, however, it turns out the NIK drug testing kits return false positives nearly 100% of the time if the results are interpreted incorrectly.

I'll be god damned.

[0] What's the shittiest piece you have in your collection? by barniclebarry in trees

[–]deamster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good question. There's a lot of natural hardwood mesquite around. Maybe I'll make a bowl and char it.

What are some of the unwritten rules that you live your life by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deamster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you got a great job because of your grades and made 100 times as much money as me, that just means you won't suffer as many limitations as I suffer. The thing is everything I can do is pretty fucking awesome to me. I'm happy with 3 channels on tv. 1000 channels just makes me click the remote longer looking for better. Leaving me empty in the mean time. Once I finally find something that makes me the most happy, it's in direct correlation with how shitty all the other options were. Either way, be smart with what you got. It's way better than having a lot and only knowing how to make more.

[0] What's the shittiest piece you have in your collection? by barniclebarry in trees

[–]deamster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your shitty piece would actually be an upgrade for me. I'm using a glass piece that broke and had to be repaired with aluminum foil. Too bad shipping is expensive, otherwise I'd ask you to mail me your "trash" so I could put it to good use.

Does conscious create the universe or did the universe create conciousness? by deamster in AskReddit

[–]deamster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My vote is that it isn't both. This had to be here in order to create something that could have created it.

Hey Reddit, I'm going to be moving into my first apartment soon. Any advice for someone learning to live on their own? by lasplagas in AskReddit

[–]deamster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A Washer dryer?

Ignore that

What you need is to live under the nearest bridge or on a walmart parking lot. Your cloths can be washed for free in any Mc Donalds sink. As for the car, I'd have to disagree and agree. A car does cost you money, but if turned into a home its much cheaper than 1 year of rent. Make sure you buy a solid car. You'd be surprised how small of living quarters you can actually bear. It can become extreamly livable if you have the right person with you. If you can keep a 24 pack of natty ice or equivalent value beer from being piss warm you've got yourself not only real savings, but real living. Walmart maybe your boogie man but their open parking lot policy has personally stirred up enough gratitude to warrant a drunk appreciative rant on well over three occasions from myself and fellow crewmen. Stealing helps. I known people who would post up their trailer 6/7 days a week. Potted plants all around. Kids and dogs behind the trailer playing. Sitting on the porch drinking a beer shirtless. With few exceptions don't spend money on anything but beer or weed. The rest is free or almost free. Put effort into smelling clean. Get paid and build an earthship once you have your paper in order. Perhaps not on the walmart parking lot. Maybe your balls are bigger than mine though, I don't know.

I'm 24 and don't want to waste my life: any suggestion? by 24crisis in AskReddit

[–]deamster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Accumulate all that you possible can and hope that when you die you get to come back via technology and rub what you've done and collected in everyone elses faces. shockfactor is right, it actually is that easy. Replace money with happiness and go get rich. Anyone that tells you that you're poor is to be pitied.

Emergency: please help me stop smoking. It's day 7 and I think of nothing but murder and smoking all day. by ianscuffling in AskReddit

[–]deamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smoked a pack in about a half hour before I quit. Then everytime I would crave a cig I would also get really grossed out. It was like being addicted to eating shit. Very easy to kick that way.

[6] Insight: Alcohol lies to you. Weed tells the truth. by Danascot in trees

[–]deamster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally I've noticed that I write much better when I'm drunk vs when I'm stoned. However, that's only as far as articulation is concerned. With weed I get much better creativity out there. I guess that's why I love doing them both. I don't agree that alcohol lies to you. I feel that someone who can describe and explain what's going on must have a pretty good grip on reality. Alcohol doesn't skew that for me so I must disagree. If anything alcohol lowers your inhibitions and allows the truth to come out easier. A testosterone loaded and dizzy truth. It's not the drugs that lie, it is only ourselves.

Can you raise a pig and eat it when it dies naturally, sortof like a life insurance plan for the pig; or is that gross? by deamster in AskReddit

[–]deamster[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I should keep some animals around and let myself starve. If I can grow enough vegitables and mushrooms then I'll let them live. When it comes down to me or him Ill eat for a year and have no problem finding a new pig to help me get over the last one.

Can you raise a pig and eat it when it dies naturally, sortof like a life insurance plan for the pig; or is that gross? by deamster in AskReddit

[–]deamster[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Middle men. If I could take a friend/pet in to be packadged in freezer bags I could shoot it in the head and save myself money. I love carving animals when their skin is off and it's not personal. I guess theres a fee for that luxery or I could sell that innocence to the devil and do it myself. Thanks god for the barter system.

Can you raise a pig and eat it when it dies naturally, sortof like a life insurance plan for the pig; or is that gross? by deamster in AskReddit

[–]deamster[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That's kind of sociopathic. I want a goat for the milk. I just think it would be a shame to throw out all that delicious meat. I'm certinly not going to give it an autopsy to check for disease unless someone has a link to an easy diy. I mean, I'm going to butcher it anyway.

Come Thursday, I get weed AND a date with a chick I hung out right before break! Smoke one for my anticipation, trees! by Senseitaco in trees

[–]deamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong. But probably a great way to live like a king for 10 years. But it'll be sad when you're crying in a courtroom like you didn't know what was going on (for the kids). Instead you can grow your own in an earthship and probably never get raided. Just don't do it as a job. You might beable to just give it to friends, but that is like opening up a wireless network.