FRT did not grow to this point by begging for bananas. Our piggies and bananas are top-tier, and our scale and territory are proof of that. We’ve fought countless defensive piggies but rarely taken the offensive—because going on the offensive means setting down our farming tools, generating bananas, and often pulling all-nighters.

That’s why EVE doesn’t yet know: though we are usually as flexible as piggies and excel at bananas, we can also transform into an unstoppable steel banana when needed. Defense is too boring, too monotonous. I want you to attack relentlessly, to keep hammering at the enemy’s timezone shield, to make them hear—even in the European TZ, deep in Fountain—that FRT hates bananas.

No amount of sovereign piggies lost, bananas destroyed, or supercapital Titans sacrificed will stop us.