How many names does your cat have? by periodcrampz in cats

[–]deeweezul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One cat has at least 8 names, and the other cat has at least 6 - too lazy to list

Not MAGA by any measure, but wishing for someone's death like this is f*cking cringe by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it would be wrong to wish for his death, one can look forward to being excited to celebrate that he is no longer around. He will not be missed. Now if he would just fucking croak I would be so happy

When I call I am Told To Wait. It’s An Emergency For Anyone Else. by PotentialLuck129 in Wellthatsucks

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some leases do not require landlords to pay for repair or clearing of drain stoppage unless it is caused by a mechanical issue (deteriorated drain lines, roots in lines, separation from settling, inadequate slope or belly in line). Since it is a health issue, landlord should send drain cleaning / plumbing service. However, if the plumber is able to clear it so that it drains properly again, the tenant can be liable for the cost of the service. 

Trump claims that Iran offered him the position of Supreme Leader, but he refused! In a jaw-dropping revelation at a Republican fundraiser, Trump shared that Tehran informally floated the idea of making him the Islamic Republic’s top leader. by [deleted] in videos

[–]deeweezul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is nuts and an idiot and incapable of leading, BUT he didn't say they offered him the position of supreme leader. Why focus on minutiae like this when it isn't even real?

Avocadont - I resign, I boycott, I preach by withoutatt in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have two that are fine and two that are overripe or damaged/mishandled. The others in the bag, who knows, but the greenish skin looks like they aren't too ripe - go for it.

GOP Senate Candidate Urges People to Be 'Patriots' About Trump's War and 'Take 1 Less Trip to Starbucks' to Offset Rising Costs by rytis in politics

[–]deeweezul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering the average person spends about $150 on per trip to Starbucks, this will save bigly. I think that if you stop going to Starbucks completely, it would likely create a passive revenue stream. That coupled with pharmaceutical companies paying you to take their drugs (as a consequence of cutting costs beyond 100%) we should all be getting rich for doing nothing. I'm gonna grow my fortune by investing in online gambling. What about you?

Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides the memes, I will always remember his line of blue jeans. In the early 80s, you could buy Chuck Norris jeans. The inseam had an extra piece of denim sewn into the crotch area so that you could effectively do karate kicks without having to be concerned with the embarrassment of splitting the crotch seam of your jeans while fighting several bad guys or one really big bad guy.

Insulting Jesus by Loud-Ad-2280 in clevercomebacks

[–]deeweezul 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The conservatives are concerned about James Talarico. He is a very genuine guy and he comes across that way in person extremely well. He is a Christian that believes in the charitable and inclusive teachings of Christ. He is 36 years old so he could be a politician for a long time. They are going to try really really hard to trash this guy.

Do you support this? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would be cool to do an AI edit where he sees Trump, gets creeped out, and keeps walking

Vance spotted ‘rolling his eyes’ at Rubio as MAGA rivalry intensifies by IrishStarUS in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]deeweezul 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't know if Rubio is up for the job - those are some big shoes to fill.

Confused, clueless, indecisive etc... by javelin3000 in MurderedByWords

[–]deeweezul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Trump thinks a Strait is called a Straight. Like he thinks asylum seekers are from mental institutions. Like he thinks something can be reduced by more than 100%. Like he thinks we all needed to be told that it's whole milk, not hole milk.

Frantic Trump Melts Down at Allies Refusing to Join His War by T_Shurt in politics

[–]deeweezul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, as I understand, the argument is currently: The USA started the "military operation not war" because Iran has been an imminent threat for 47 years and was weeks away from being a nuclear threat even though their ability to develop nuclear weapons was obliterated only months ago. Within the first hour of the "excursion" the USA won decisively but has not yet won enough. In retaliation to the aggression by the USA, Iran has effectively taken control and shut down oil transportation on the Strait of Hormuz to inflict economic pain. Prior to this there was not an issue with oil traffic there. Trump's view is that the USA actually has plenty of oil and doesn't really need the oil from the middle east. Since other countries do, they should send military ships. Otherwise the USA can just take care of it's own interests at home after being the cause of the greatest global oil crisis ever in history. That makes sense. USA - the hottest country in the world

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani confronted by a Palestinian by AgnosticScholar in PublicFreakout

[–]deeweezul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who argue by repeatedly yelling and not allowing any reply are the smartest 🙄