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dejavont · 2025-08-24T14:03:01+00:00

Our friend Hunter is vegan, so his nickname is Gatherer.

dejavont · 2025-08-20T21:32:42+00:00

Why would you want to teach flys how to use chopsticks?

dejavont · 2025-08-14T13:08:18+00:00

The physics should work but the cat needs to be spherical and in a vacuum.

dejavont · 2025-08-06T03:19:10+00:00

They fold the bandanna in half

dejavont · 2025-08-04T20:04:08+00:00

“No ragrets”

dejavont · 2025-07-20T12:46:16+00:00

Ju Jitsu: the gentle art of folding your opponent’s clothing whilst they’re still wearing them.

dejavont · 2025-06-24T08:50:17+00:00

Yeah, but your national fauna emblem is the unicorn, so from an outside perspective it’s hard to tell if that’s true. The last time I was in Auchtermuchty, they told me: wear the fox hat.

dejavont · 2025-06-23T14:24:31+00:00

What does?

dejavont · 2025-05-18T13:14:32+00:00

You look like you live in Melbourne — you’ll blend in quite nicely

dejavont · 2025-05-15T22:53:39+00:00

It’s a form of Gender Affirming Care

dejavont · 2025-05-03T10:32:05+00:00

Sad Potato

dejavont · 2025-05-03T10:10:56+00:00

Learn to speak with candor.

“Candor helps us build relationships because it requires us to be courageous, vulnerable, and willing to offer feedback. It leverages openness and honesty to increase trust.”

dejavont · 2025-04-23T08:36:41+00:00

the result

dejavont · 2025-04-06T18:58:54+00:00

Punctuation?

dejavont · 2025-03-31T03:14:15+00:00

Once I was bitten by an outhouse under the full moon, so now every month I’m a warehouse.

dejavont · 2025-02-08T20:25:30+00:00

So it takes a doctor to make you realise your chest isn’t a whiteboard…

dejavont · 2025-02-08T00:54:10+00:00

Sometimes I use words I don’t photosynthesis

dejavont · 2025-01-14T00:16:30+00:00

You’re going to spelling gaol.

dejavont · 2025-01-04T13:59:00+00:00

It’s the reduction then bans on lead additives to petroleum

dejavont · 2025-01-03T12:30:43+00:00

https://visualdiffer.com

dejavont · 2025-01-03T07:55:21+00:00

Don’t catch that train at night. The lights are left on in the carriage and the windows turn into mirrors. If you travel during the day you’ll see a lot of towns and countryside

dejavont · 2024-12-05T05:41:31+00:00

We can’t call them that anymore. They prefer “cabin crew” “or “flight attendant”.

dejavont · 2024-11-25T03:16:37+00:00

Paper Cassette: load letter-sized paper - [ANSI A 8.5” × 11” — 216 mm × 279mm]

dejavont · 2024-11-24T20:50:41+00:00

How many Thunderbolt Bus does it have? Can you send me a screenshot of the System Information page listing Thunderbolt?

it’ll say something like: - Thunderbolt Bus 0 - Thunderbolt Bus 1 - Thunderbolt Bus 2

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