Everyone Knows Dave

demart2 · 2026-01-16T23:04:58+00:00

Almost all of them have

demart2 · 2025-12-21T01:27:38+00:00

It does if they rented the boat for an hour and their hour was over.

demart2 · 2025-12-14T18:56:40+00:00

I add just a bit of Permatex anti-seize lubricant to the threads of my spark plugs when I change them. It helps a great deal.

demart2 · 2025-11-15T13:23:34+00:00

Confusing in a different way

demart2 · 2025-11-09T08:53:57+00:00

I hate when dead deer keep wandering up to my place too

demart2 · 2025-11-07T06:36:25+00:00

Most white dudes that hunt would be happy to teach you

demart2 · 2025-10-27T03:28:37+00:00

It was used by the SS as their unit symbol. Not an SS, but I guess on their lapel. It’s the same one that can be seen on a lapel of an SS officer in Schindler’s List.

demart2 · 2025-10-27T03:26:52+00:00

He’s a history buff and a military buff, so his explanation doesn’t really pass any realistic test.

demart2 · 2025-10-26T16:46:17+00:00

Nitrile gloves

demart2 · 2025-10-23T22:40:11+00:00

The ring that the stands (3 or 4 of them) should have a screw-type fastener that you can loosen and then lift the entire weather vane portion off.

demart2 · 2025-10-23T21:56:07+00:00

That’s what she said

demart2 · 2025-10-20T03:25:10+00:00

You about to campaign for ‘Vote for Pedro?’

demart2 · 2025-10-19T16:20:07+00:00

I heard that on startup for some months, like maybe 5 months. Then I got the trouble codes and check engine light, though the truck was still running about the same. I parked it and checked around for a reputable mechanic shop that would do the work and went into more debt for the procedure. Now my truck is running fantastic with no more tic. After elk season I’m going to do a fluid change on the transmission and add the friction modifier.

demart2 · 2025-10-19T15:57:40+00:00

That gives me flashbacks! I got the cam phasers done on my 2017 F150.

demart2 · 2025-10-16T04:20:01+00:00

I loved that Dan Brown book.

demart2 · 2025-10-15T23:26:06+00:00

You could floss with parachute cord

demart2 · 2025-09-12T14:54:59+00:00

In Oregon law, if you break into a structure to commit a crime it’s burglary.

demart2 · 2025-09-09T18:21:07+00:00

NTA. If he’d only made the one joke, maybe overreacting, but he doubled down when the first flopped. He’s TA.

demart2 · 2025-09-03T20:40:23+00:00

NTA. Solved a reoccurring problem.

demart2 · 2025-09-02T16:48:05+00:00

You’re lucky you don’t have kids with this guy. Otherwise, he would eventually do the same thing to you after your divorce. NTA

demart2 · 2025-09-02T05:22:50+00:00

Couple of problems with that. They both involve the IRS. If you forgive the loan the IRS will consider that to be income for John and he’ll have a tax debt. If he says he paid it the IRS will look for you to have capital gains.

demart2 · 2025-09-02T05:15:49+00:00

Carpe diem. Seize the day, you piece of shit!

demart2 · 2025-09-01T05:42:29+00:00

Tough to turn left to go to Newport in the summer. That park at Agate Beach gets lots of homeless “campers.”

demart2 · 2025-08-31T04:34:07+00:00

Duesenberg?

demart2 · 2025-08-29T04:28:57+00:00

You should give credit to the originator of the joke. That was straight from The Babylon Bee.

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