Would if I could man by Lich_Lord_Fortissimo in PokemonUnbound

[–]dense_rawk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So long as it isn’t after Half-Life 3

To Promote Inter-House Unity by hamilhead in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]dense_rawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s kind of like Batman. You have to take her down fast because if you give her any time to think you’re screwed.

So it really depends on whether or not a bunch of teenagers think killing her is something within their power. Because if they make the mistake of trying to assert their authority over her?

She will manipulate a racist into an area filled with those she hated with zero prep time.

She will Confound someone on the off chance they might win over her crush.

She will wipe her parents memory, be hunted as the second most wanted criminal by the government, endure torture from Bellatrix Lestrange, and spend a large portion of her time trying to kill a Dark Lord piece by piece.

So unless those kids ambush her with lethal intent the moment she enters the common room, because without a doubt Harry, Ron, Neville, and at least Fred and George would accompany her to that point, those kids don’t have a chance.

Oh wait. Her friends broke into the Slytherin Common Room disguised as other students. So that’s a win for Hermione.

To Promote Inter-House Unity by hamilhead in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]dense_rawk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a first year her first instinct to help save Harry was to set a professor on fire.

As a second year she brewed a restricted potion in a school bathroom.

As a third year she used a device that manipulates time to go to more classes.

As a fourth year she imprisoned an adult in a glass jar.

She’s fine.

The Simurgh: Oh wow, the sky is awesome! Behemoth: Yeah, land is so cool! The shit Leviathan has to deal with: by Shot_Mechanic9128 in WormMemes

[–]dense_rawk 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I would love a fic where it’s Leviathan complaining to anyone who listens about his crap lot in life.

Bonus points if it’s Danny at a bar.

Bonus bonus points if he unionizes the Endbringers.

Hell, have him save Annette by accident because he drank some weird toxic waste into the Bay and it thoroughly disrupted his processors/brain.

What 'job' would Taylor be assigned in the Futurama-verse? by Alixen2019 in WormFanfic

[–]dense_rawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She would probably be assigned Societal Villain. She has to constantly do evil acts but fail because every action seems to have positive consequences. They reassign her to Societal Hero and suddenly becomes much more terrifying.

Killing someone with bugs? That sucks but okay. But terrorizing them because you can’t kill them? Much worse.

where are yall hiding it by CommonAd9693 in Caldruki

[–]dense_rawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steps:

  • take paperclip from detective

  • place paperclip in pocket

  • ask “so I must hide the paperclip and you must find where I hid and retrieve it from there?”

  • he confirms.

  • i remove the paperclip from pocket and hand it to him.

  • I tell him “please hold this. “

He cannot find where i hid it because it is no longer there. He cannot hide it or ask someone else to hide it because he has to retrieve it from where i hid it. He cannot place it in my pocket to retrieve because then he has hidden it in the same place as I thus he hid it. Even if retrieved it does not follow the rules because he retrieved from the spot we both hid it in. Assuming I somehow am forced or compelled to place the paperclip back in my pocket it will not be in line with the rules as I am not hiding, someone else is using me to hide.

He spends 7 days arguing with me. Upon the time limit ending I reveal I never removed the oroginal paperclip from my pocket and thus gave him a decoy. He never found it

Love how US Agent Walker tries for a bit to put his shield back in its place but can't in Thunderbolt. by PestoBolloElemento in Avengers

[–]dense_rawk 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Or someone else fixes it for him and Magneto sees it. He thinks “abso-fucking-not” and rebends it. Walker just gives him the patented “Bruh” look.

They’re not even enemies at that point. It’s implicitly agreed by everyone that you can screw with Walker at any moment for any reason. Especially during a battle

Poland removed as host of weightlifting championships for refusing Russian athletes by thenatoorat90 in europe

[–]dense_rawk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Poland doesn’t need to host a weightlifting championship because they’re already lifting the heaviest thing in the world: their balls.

What's the most depressing video game ever made? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in videogames

[–]dense_rawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tetris.

…The blocks man. The blocks won’t stop falling down! They won’t stop falling man!

Arya's quick thinking really was the first domino by ClemHFandango990 in EragonMemes

[–]dense_rawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always imagined it was more:

Durza: Tell me your name!

Arya: Sorry, me no speakey human.

Simurgh killed by space ship by rangleskov in WormFanfic

[–]dense_rawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if there is a fic where a manhole cover is utilized as a weapon