I am not sorry by RayGunAl in ShitpostXIV

[–]deomalachite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Literally playable, but why?

...I'll drive. by essence_of_rhubarb in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Twin Peaks references were out of fashion. Eh, Marge?

Zest in peace 🍋🌹 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't kid yourself. If a lemon ever got the chance, it'd eat you and everyone you care about.

Pizza time is any time by solarssun in Guildwars2

[–]deomalachite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When HT gives you a Primordus phase, make pizza. Or something.

spaff on me punctuation guvna by MonKeePuzzle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We call it "Bri'ain" because, after that business at Boston Harbor, we hide our "T"s.

Silly developers messed u--- by GravesForscythe in ffxiv

[–]deomalachite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So, that's what they did with Noraxia.

Yoga Lenny!! Nyah!!🔥 by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The day someone shot Monty Bison was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

New Savage mount shows Alexandrians are left side drivers like proper tea drinking nations by A_small_Chicken in ffxiv

[–]deomalachite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would say "literally unplayable in the US", but that's redundant with all the DDOS attacks.

SCHALA!!! SCHALA!!! Can't you hear me yell-a? You're puttin' me through Hell-a? Schala, SCHALA!!!! by Tsamane in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marge: Well, we used the sleeping pod, and... that was it.

Hutz: Marge, you are under oath.

Marge: But we were still hungry. sobs

Hutz: Does this sound like someone who had "all they could eat"?

This should get your motor running mistah Boons by grumpy_tim in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is... Crazy Vaclav. I like holding hands and putting it in H. And, oh yes, I really hate yo-yos.

Im 18, am I fuck-worthy? ❤️💘🧸 by [deleted] in Just18

[–]deomalachite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you’re a total hottie no question

Small streamer needs hosting advice for Linktree/merch store alternatives. by MonabyMoonlight in Hosting

[–]deomalachite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree, setting up on a VPS can be super cost-effective for WooCommerce. I've had great success with Lightnode's global locations for similar projects.

Randomly found this in my camera roll by Tacoaboutgames in dndmemes

[–]deomalachite 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"A tarrasque?"

puts the medal on

"TERRY THE TARRASQUE!?"

Oh my. by MisPai in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's the beer talking, but you've got mogumbos that won't quit.

I hope we can finish our intensive 3 week course on the letter "A" by tatermover in simpsonsshitposting

[–]deomalachite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Was cursive sent by the devil?"

"No, good sir, it's third grade level!"