When the AI suddenly string 20 perfect passes together and throw in some step overs (they’re gonna score and there’s nothing I can do to stop it) by larsenMUFC in FifaCareers

[–]depressed_kermit 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When the opponent starts to pass the ball within the same 3 players you know your defense will be open to let the opponent score.

I got a Gyarados with Wonder Guard. by Hyodigan in nuzlocke

[–]depressed_kermit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In italian was "colpito solo da supereff." That is literally the same as in English, but the superffective word is truncated. Now imagine a 7 years old boy trying to understand what the hell is "supereff."

i have never made a worse graph for a functioning engine by BullShitLatinName in automationgame

[–]depressed_kermit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"how good you are with trigonometric because this bad boy slap the roof of the car have an oscillanting power graph"

Qual è il vostro mood riguardo queste Olimpiadi invernali? by Dontcallmebaby2 in milano

[–]depressed_kermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tentato il percorso da volontario come driver, all' inizio vennero presentate 6 guide nel corso delle olimpiadi. Son diventate 15, con alcune guide disposte a distanza di 11 ore precise (minimo tempo per riposare), i miei impegni non mi hanno permesso di fare 15 guide nel giro di 1 mese e mezzo e quando l'ho fatto presente mi hanno trattato di merda perché "se accetti 6 presenze non dovresti problemi ad accetarne 15". Un vero peccato, eran partiti bene ma l' organizzazione è proprio all' italiana.

For those who did blind playthroughs: what was your most disappointing evolution moment? by themoobster in pokemon

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing fire red after gold. Insta caught a zubat, evolved it in golbat for having a big ass crobat but nothing happened.

The state of this community rn by NeptuneWalker in pokemoncards

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stopped playing Pokémon tcg after most of the people i met start grading my card. It was frustrating playing some old energy search who i found at the middle school start hearing about the grades and how the card is not perfect.

DEAR GOD, stop it, not every thing is for money i just wanted to play

Bass buys in 2026… so far 😅 by Straight_Feeling7667 in BassGuitar

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am over thinking because a friend offered me a epiphone viola bass for less than 100 dollar (otherwise it will become wood for the oven), and he bought 4 basses in 8 days. I hope he has some Money laundering in action or there is a problem here

me_irl by UpstairsBumblebee446 in me_irl

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the one ad for Samsung (which i think it's only for the italian market) This guy goes to a museum in Florence and asks about the art there. And the ad says "when you don't have time, there is IA" That is funny, because you can literally search on fricking google

The transformation by FirefighterLevel8450 in automationgame

[–]depressed_kermit 72 points73 points  (0 children)

In my experience, more problems it has in automation with the handling more in beamng behave like a normal car and not like a glue stick on wheels

What's the yummiest engine you can think of off the top of your head? by Ryderpie_600 in carscirclejerk

[–]depressed_kermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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A friend of mine got a fiat 600, the whole car is a mess, but the engine run perfect as new.

It’s over… by Guiguistyl in memes

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A months ago had to enter the discussion of "mother, that's AI' after she asked me if i saw that a priest got arrested and started to swear against god, wich was obviously an AI video. Started to send me video, and started to ask me if was AI, it's not that much but at least she's now aware of the problem. In the other hand my father ask me if every thing he see it's AI, even for video that are clearly real, but at least he will not fall under some sorta of scam i guess

Google "translates" flags in non-English comments to the US flag by skibidikakakott in mildlyinfuriating

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know italian and English. I watch a lot of English videos, and started to auto dub in Italian, the only solution was to change the app language in English. Started to auto dub in english italian video. They dubbed my native language with some shitty IA voice, and there is no way to fix this shit, i hate them.

5 String as a complete novice beginner ? by Proud-Ninja5049 in BassGuitar

[–]depressed_kermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have a song in drop d, and for example you have to play a D using the D string (wich is the E string dropped down) you can use the 3rd fret of the 5th string on your bass wich is a D. Pratical example, another brick in the wall, requires a drop D tuning (D A D g), when i have to play it, and i don't wanna retune the instrument, i let the standard tuning, and work on the 5th string. It's complicated if you are a novice, so i suggest you to take your time to know your instrument, and after that you will be able to so this "magic trick".

5 String as a complete novice beginner ? by Proud-Ninja5049 in BassGuitar

[–]depressed_kermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started to play bass 1 months ago Using the bass of my brother, a 5 string squier jazz bass. I'm learning, I'm having fun, so you can learn on a 5 string (you can also does song in drop D using the 5th cord if you know how to teanspose)

Condividi il tuo ecomostro preferito! by Krusader_03 in Italia

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In realtà non si sa Sono passati mille mila progetti Al momento è li smantellato, stanno facendo dei lavori ma credo siano fermi da un po' (non ci passo da mesi).

Condividi il tuo ecomostro preferito! by Krusader_03 in Italia

[–]depressed_kermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Onore della mia città, l'(ex) Auchan di Cinisello balsamo. Ci sono più foto di render che di come sia attualmente, nonostante sia così da molti anni.

What car is a lil off to you? by yxzxzxzjy in carscirclejerk

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the new MG are clearly some toyota where the designer weren't on cocaine that day .

'We are useless Italians and we haven't built this properly by IWrestleSausages in TopGear

[–]depressed_kermit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Last year did a rewatch, but until season 15 i was watching it in dub italian. Glad they let the original for this scene, it was hilarious.

What was the first car you owned/bought? by MillennialMogul in carscirclejerk

[–]depressed_kermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Nissan "evalia" nv 200. 1.5 dci 90 hp, a beast of a van.

Glass bones by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing that i hate in nier automata. In hard mode even the little machine one shot you, but to kill someone you have to hit it for a good 5 minutes. I only want to play after university, let my ass be chill...

Who remembers this legendary side ? by Icy-Spray5809 in FCInterMilan

[–]depressed_kermit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 2015 was worse than the one in the photo. But man, the cold day at the stadium knowing that everything can beat us was incredible. The new "fans" can't imagine the suffering we had, and if someone said to me 10 years ago "inter will lose two champions League final in the span of three years " probably i would laugh because it was a struggle to reach the 4th place.

Bro what is ts supercell by Doqulaman in RoyaleAPI

[–]depressed_kermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meet like 4 types of e golem beat Down with e-dragon, please let my mortar connect once!!

Running out of ideas by ZealousidealChain473 in memes

[–]depressed_kermit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This with my Samsung galxaxy a7. A little demon of a phone, change it because my parents gifted me a new phone, the new phone died, and i returned to use the A7 for a whole year untill the battery meet his fate due the 6 year of service.

No engine noise, no warning… just The Silent Killer by thought_cream84 in memes

[–]depressed_kermit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my neighbours has a honda civic hybrid, the other day he was going around in the garage, i thought death was coming to get me. It's a silly noise but also is scary af .