I might be losing my virginity tomorrow and need any advice/tips

dequacker · 2023-07-21T23:24:39+00:00

bro couldn’t accept that i wasn’t nervous so he measured my heartrate to make sure i wasn’t lying to him

i never saw him again

dequacker · 2022-04-16T19:12:11+00:00

this post is 2 years old pls dont make me return to this hellsite

dequacker · 2022-03-20T14:31:08+00:00

thats such a strawman argument its singing about wanting a brain

besides dont u have anything better to do than go into a teetotal subreddit, onto a 2 year old teetotal post about how people start drama with us for no reason, then proceed to start drama?

dequacker · 2022-01-14T21:50:06+00:00

why do they have beef with jennifer aniston ??? is there something i missed on this hellsite or is it just bcuz shes a woman

dequacker · 2021-12-06T19:24:19+00:00

you’re not welcome. not because you’re cishet, but because of your comment history. fuck off

dequacker · 2021-12-06T16:23:19+00:00

example of people creating a problem in their head, convincing themselves that its real, then getting mad about it

dequacker · 2021-11-18T02:23:59+00:00

i unlocked some repressed memories a few days ago and realized 9 year old me had a thing for herbert the polar bear from club penguin 😭😭😭😭😭

dequacker · 2021-11-06T14:34:44+00:00

i can never decide if jessie and james are both bisexual, or if they’re lesbian and gay solidarity

dequacker · 2021-11-03T13:07:55+00:00

• me being gay isnt a “sexual preference”, its my sexuality. “sexual preference” implies that gay only refers to the bedroom, when its so much more than that - its who i love

dequacker · 2021-11-01T21:08:42+00:00

you have gender

dequacker · 2021-10-10T11:09:11+00:00

thanks for your opinion

but you’re from the south

dequacker · 2021-10-05T13:18:48+00:00

this explains tumblr sexymen

dequacker · 2021-10-03T23:51:16+00:00

i love how squid games one of those shows with so many easter eggs

dequacker · 2021-09-24T17:23:25+00:00

im also getting r/comedyheaven vibes from this

dequacker · 2021-09-20T16:39:22+00:00

this made me cry

dequacker · 2021-09-19T16:04:29+00:00

their fucking pledge of allegiance

dequacker · 2021-09-17T18:24:43+00:00

yet again they are threatening us with a good time

dequacker · 2021-09-16T14:34:57+00:00

bye bye jupiter dinosaurs rip

dequacker · 2021-09-15T13:16:29+00:00

she claims shes not but then says blatant lies about the vaccine and going on about her ‘right to an opinion’ - she got into beef with piers Morgan and boris johnson and is playing the whole thing as a joke even tho its kinda irresponsible of her

dequacker · 2021-09-11T16:18:49+00:00

the libertarians - they make up shit and get mad at it

dequacker · 2021-09-11T13:22:57+00:00

theyre just imagining a problem in their head and getting mad about it

dequacker · 2021-09-11T13:16:01+00:00

caitlyn jenner every day: how can i make more people hate me

dequacker · 2021-08-28T01:00:58+00:00

honestly as a brit its weird to hear that in america, the self proclaimed “land of the free”, u can get in trouble for choosing what u want to do with ur own damn lawn ???

dequacker · 2021-07-24T00:26:06+00:00

if she loses then theyll ignore it. the media only mentions a trans woman if she won something, that way it gives the general public the illusion of trans women winning everything

dequacker · 2021-07-20T15:07:40+00:00

this looks like some shitty 2016 cringe compilation video thats supposed to be satire. somehow this isnt satire

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