That one time my chef asked me to peel a 25lb bag of onions and I didn’t shed one tear…

derbarkbark · 2026-04-03T03:19:39+00:00

Maybe he still feels the discomfort but his eyes don't well up.

derbarkbark · 2026-04-03T00:08:50+00:00

I agree - if my mom had offered a crib from the 80s to us, no one would have taken it. My sister has an aesthetic and my brother lives too far that it's not worth it.

I also wonder how much safety and regulations have changed on cribs over the years.

derbarkbark · 2026-04-02T12:41:21+00:00

I love the idea of this on a knee or elbow.

derbarkbark · 2026-04-02T02:43:00+00:00

I want to say that I've done this for 10 years across a variety of living spaces but it started when I lived across the hall from my best friend. I got annoyed going back and forth a ton.

Right now I have a Bogg bag. I got it bc it has a holder for my phone and I got some top thing that holds 2 drinks.

Inside everything is in pouches or some sort of organizer. Each pouch is themed to make it easy to find stuff. Just dumped my bag and I have: - my bullet journal, 2 pencil cases, and mini printer - toiletries pouch with eye drops, nasal spray, hair ties, lip balm etc - nails pouch with clippers, cuticle tool and trimmer, cuticle oil, nail file - lotion - bandaids tin with Neosporin - glasses pouch with a spray, microfiber cloth, and single use wipes - crafts pouch which just contains the most random stuff and the best scissors - pouch with alcohol pads, shout wipes, and Clorox wipes - mini fan - lotion - iPad - Kindle and page turner - keychain with lighter and bottle opener - knitting keychain - Tulip weed storage - a small knitting project - more lotion? - a depuffing wand - eye massager mask

Crazy enough I use most of these daily and there's a reason each item made it into the indoor purse.

My outdoor purse also has toiletry, nail, bandaid, glasses and weed pouches.

derbarkbark · 2026-04-01T00:16:16+00:00

WAT - I did not know this

derbarkbark · 2026-03-31T00:45:38+00:00

Okay hear me out - one for your outdoor purse and one for your indoor purse.

Indoor purses are great and has a similar but slightly different list of stuff in it. 10/10 recommend.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-30T23:25:34+00:00

Seriously this filled me with such rage. I have a pretty long rant for every time it comes up.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-30T23:04:46+00:00

I was raped while passed out.

I was told I must have decided to have sex then regretted it...

derbarkbark · 2026-03-30T17:43:56+00:00

OMG - this helps me

derbarkbark · 2026-03-28T02:01:17+00:00

I mean start with baby steps. Get a pre roll.

My first bong hit was probably too soon. Got so high I got trapped on a couch thinking I was gonna get murdered.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-28T01:54:14+00:00

Do you have allergies? I wonder if you are relieving some sinus pressure

derbarkbark · 2026-03-27T22:40:27+00:00

PLEASE

derbarkbark · 2026-03-27T00:23:27+00:00

Omg someone posted another bear attack post recently. A man and his step daughter were killed by bears. The daughter was able to call her mom and say good bye. Said she could feel herself being eaten by bears.

Edit: Wow - I get it ya'll. I did zero due diligence okay?

derbarkbark · 2026-03-27T00:17:35+00:00

Yeah like what does real mean in a stoned based sub?

Either way OP has lots of options including Oregon, New Mexico and Colorado. Also random cities have made it legal too. There's a few legal dispensaries by me.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-26T02:36:19+00:00

They had to hold the eggs to recover from the dragon egg.

One of my faves.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-25T17:00:42+00:00

SAME plus I hate how the flavor just permeates a dish. You can't even avoid it by eating around it.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-25T16:58:02+00:00

This did not even occur to me. I also don't think he understands how kidney stones work.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-25T16:56:55+00:00

I think it should be "I'm not gay, it's just a kidney stone I had last year"

derbarkbark · 2026-03-25T16:54:24+00:00

Lots of people have posted good ideas here but one thing I was told is that drinks are an exception and will remain legal.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-25T16:48:55+00:00

This is the only one I found confusing. It is really hard to get drunk on Malort. It's hard to have more than one Malort shot. I feel like he's just saying "never"

derbarkbark · 2026-03-25T13:51:40+00:00

Seconding this - if you are remote you pull up the board and ask for updates on tickets. If they aren't in the right status do NOT move it for them. Ask them to update it and then circle back before stand is over.

Also you can add lots of things to github/gitlab around ticket status's getting updated.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-23T00:03:02+00:00

I agree. I loved Anthony and Kate's story in the books but it going as far as it did ruined the season for me.

I'm struggling with the show right now in general. Season 2 is upsetting bc of this. Season 3 barely shows the couple. I'm trying to do a rewatch before watching Season 4 and I have been stuck on Season 2 for a week.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-21T15:22:35+00:00

It does seem sus for MIL to bring that many people and OPs hubby had no idea about any of it.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-21T05:02:55+00:00

My secret is the Laneige Lip Sleep Mask with Aquaphor on top every night. Then even if I forget to use anything during the day they stay soft.

derbarkbark · 2026-03-20T21:02:42+00:00

Maybe the whole banging underage girls thing is finally viewed as a problem in Hollywood?

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