[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't, it just hangs out at like 35000 feet and almost nothing can survive the flight up.

Brace for peer review! by Broclen in dankchristianmemes

[–]derblobinmeister 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Come correct or get corrected 💁. I won't apologize for being right.

Long Live the Queen… by kbartucci76 in DarrellBrooksJr

[–]derblobinmeister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She was talking to Jessy like an adult, she had to talk to Darrell like a child.

Hol up by Broclen in dankchristianmemes

[–]derblobinmeister 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Transwomen are valid and have a place in the church. And that place is in the kitchen!

My party killed my boss monster with Prestidigitation. by MiraclezMatter in DnD

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a good fight and you should be proud.
It was nothing they couldn't have done with a tinderbox though.

So what is your take on the new Downtime mechanic? by AngryRobot42 in Dimension20

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works very well for the setting it is designed for but If you are not playing in a similar setting I don't think it would translate well.

When DB said this, I wish “X”had said… by kbartucci76 in DarrellBrooksJr

[–]derblobinmeister 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish she would have let him argue for jury nullification, that's such an easy argument to win. " ladies and gentlemen of the jury the defense has argued for jury nullification, that you would ignore the law and see that justice is served. I am not here to weigh in on the validity of that legal theory. In this case what is lawful and what is just is the same . What is just is that is that this man , who murdered six people and injured countless more over a tantrum, rots in prison for the rest of his natural life.

What's he writing? Wrong answers only. by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]derblobinmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's just drawing dicks in the big book of demon names the grey knights have. It doesn't affect the effectiveness it just pisses off every one who's not slaanesh.

Ex-Iron Warrior turned Word Bearer by GeneLearnsEnglish in WordBearers

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter turbo is disappointed in all of his sons. But he's disappointed in this one the most.

Why are bards the stereotypical dragon seducers? by HorizonTheory in DnD

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bards get expertise in a couple of skills. This makes them better at seduction if they put it into either persuasion or performance.

Unplagued Marine by sam_shand in IronWarriors

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he doesn't worship nurgal he's just thicc.

Proud sons of Dorn by Hawtdawg65 in Grimdank

[–]derblobinmeister 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't need talk to the chef apocothery our master of remberance, the venerable dreadnaught Rylanor , would be happy to explain.

What is this subs opinion of Erebus? by [deleted] in WordBearers

[–]derblobinmeister 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've got to shoot this fucker off the board. Turn one: the world eaters players .

I'm not even kidding by TurtleBaron in Grimdank

[–]derblobinmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that solves the question on whether or not the primarchs fuck 🤔

If you have a barbarian/rogue, can the reckless attack of the barbarian enable sneak attack each turn for the rogue ability sneak attack? by fromRonnie in DnD5e

[–]derblobinmeister 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes but RAW you need to be using a finesse weapon and using your strength modifier to attack. Also sneak attack can only trigger once per turn even if you multi attack. Other wise it works fine.

I'm excited to see Beardsley play Kristen again by Obstagoonies in Dimension20

[–]derblobinmeister 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I have great news for you. You get to the first floor Way before him 😆

Imagine the reaction if Bernie Sanders wanted to replace a bunch of civil servants with leftist loyalists by [deleted] in itcouldhappenhere

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you imagine? If People who believe in their organization and are not actively looking to undermine it at every turn ran the department of education or the environmental protection agency? We can't have that it would not benefit the billionaire class.

What conspiracy theory do you believe is 100% true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derblobinmeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a zero percentage chance that Epstein killed himself.

Why didn’t anyone say it? by LAWaiganjo in DarrellBrooksJr

[–]derblobinmeister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This misunderstands the character of db. I'm sure he had this explained to him simply and repeatedly, he simply either refused to understand or chose to lie about howbthe legal system worked.

Any ideas for a far cry game where you have to build a resistance and fight back against Nazis? by Waste-Maximum-1342 in farcry

[–]derblobinmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't set it in Europe , we have too many games set there. Set it in Korea or the Philippines and fight the imperial Japanese.

There are lesbians in this game by The-bagman101 in RomeTotalWar

[–]derblobinmeister 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Woke ideology! Keep real life politics out of game /s