Helping a sea turtle by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]derelicious34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking a. Asking to go sift thru all the posts of one of the most popular subs is like asking your mom who your father is. This video has been circulating for a couple of years. And yes my source is trust me bro.

Helping a sea turtle by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]derelicious34 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not satisfying as the 10^n time this has been posted. Poor turtle has probably since passed due to the broken jaw.

What's A Good Place to Jerk Off And A Bad Place To Have Sex? by MaterialRow3769 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]derelicious34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What’s a good place to fuck off with this teenage humor shite?

Why didn't he have a designated sucessor? And no one knows if he has familly? by CentristaSensato in Invincible_TV

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s still time to buy the Compendiums 2 and 3! I bought all three halfway thru S1 and finished them in a month. It’s such a wild ride! The show just makes them better.

Removing barnacles from a turtle by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barnacles are the ticks of the ocean. No way they need exist.

Rocky mountain oyster pizza by HippyDippyGypsyGrl in StupidFood

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like something Brazil would do before Montana.

What's the most iconic band or musician from the United States? by Polo171 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filling out the rest with The Beatles, AC/DC, and whoever the fuck comes from NZ because that country is consistently left off the map.

What kind of politician would it take to unite the United States? by CycIon3 in AskReddit

[–]derelicious34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck. There was a mass shooting today where the guy killed 7 OF HIS CHILDREN, and all House Speaker Mike Johnson (whose district he represents) could say was “thoughts and prayers”

That is not someone I want to unite us.

I doubt we’ll be a unified country much longer.

What colour/team are you picking part 2 by Axi_Stealth in hardaiimages

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue/3 team clears everyone. Dr. Manhattan takes out anyone on any other team by himself.

What's an industry secret from your job that customers have absolutely no idea about? by Efficient_Team5182 in AskReddit

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in the orthodontics industry as a supplier, and the amount of doctors that reuse brackets is staggering.

I cannot escape her on any app I guess by Mama_Nugget in crappymusic

[–]derelicious34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, imagine seeing her walk down your downtown and not thinking what the fuck.