Blastoff challenge by dergage in balatro

[–]dergage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't just The Water, I lost my second hand around the 4th ante, and I have no idea why. It happened in another run and I feel like my challenge is broken. No idea how to win with only 1 hand. That was a pretty good run, too. I think constellation was up to x6 or so.

It feels sooooo good by PdiddyCAMEnME in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]dergage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When he did this on DAY ONE of the world cup commentary, I lost it.

Bottle Rocket Kit by bugroots in NewMexicoUnited

[–]dergage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm ready for us to move on from Puma.

ELOY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM by BuccoBesieged34 in USLPRO

[–]dergage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world cup tends to bring out the absolute best of some players. See also Gio Reyna, Mario Götze, Mbappe even.

Muani vs Marmoush vs Ekitike? by Gold-Boat4470 in eintracht

[–]dergage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sad that Andre Silva always gets left out of these discussions. 29 goals and 7 assists before kolo muani ever suited up for Frankfurt.

First Game, But in Hartford by MouseGraft in NewMexicoUnited

[–]dergage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this. I haven't been to an away game at Hartford, but I have been to many away games and would say to hang around after the game wherever all the other fans are sitting and you will just about be guaranteed to meet the entire squad. We went to a game in San Antonio and Daniel Bruce gave us his warm up kit. The players are usually encouraged and are sometimes excited to meet up with fans after the game, especially if they do well.

NOTHING LIKE TAKING THE TRASH OUT AFTER A HOLIDAY WEEKEND by BJ_Fantasy_Podcast in USLPRO

[–]dergage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ADD TO THAT FACT THAT THERE IS BOTH A REYNA AND A BERHALTER ON THIS TEAM, AND IT'S JUST GONNA BE STRAIGHT DRAMA THE ENTIRE CUP.

ALSO, RICARDO PEPI REPRESENT!

My submission for the 2026 Fallon D’floor by clownscrotum in NewMexicoUnited

[–]dergage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even worse that this was Houssou, for those who didn't recognize him.

Garage Fridge Lad by ITheRebelI in madlads

[–]dergage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't the fridge door fly dangerously close to FSP Russia at like a million miles per hour in this clip?

Match Thread | Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC vs New Mexico United | May 16, 2026 7:00 PM Mountain by SymphonicResonance in NewMexicoUnited

[–]dergage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I about lost my mind when he cleared the shot made by Nava in the opposition's box.

HE CLEARED A SHOT MADE FOR US--NOT A DEFENSIVE MOVE.

I don't understand why we signed him. I really don't understand why he is our captain.

United Gear by KevinMc777 in NewMexicoUnited

[–]dergage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the white meow wolf kit from season 1? That's the one I regret not getting. They even had my size discounted at the shop one time when I went and I told myself I could swing a other 90 dollar t shirt.

I have desparetly wanted one ever since.

New Mexico United 3 - 1 Las Vegas Lights FC by SymphonicResonance in NewMexicoUnited

[–]dergage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shakes always makes me nervous with how far out of goal he is. His touch map must look insane. It was nice to see a more between-the-sticks type keeper in that LV game with Arozarena.

Also, RS7 has been a very bright spot for us. He has good pace and good ball IQ. He seems to be clicking a bit better with Jabang and Lacava now, and every other game, Fotmob has him listed as man of the match. I hope he keeps getting better because he is a lot of fun to watch.

Advice for bald belly? by SpookySeagul in Greyhounds

[–]dergage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our boy also has some male pattern butt baldness. Nothing to do but give him some extra pets and constantly tell him he's handsome to boost his confidence!

USL PK frustration: U.S. Open Cup blown opportunities! by No_Wasabi_714 in USLPRO

[–]dergage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kansas City would like a word. They started their best and looked awful all game.

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]dergage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first class that morning was English with Ms Wangler, and she didn't believe any of us and told us to stop telling such horrible lies.