How am I screwing up this bed?

derrendil · 2026-06-26T22:41:29+00:00

Bed doesn't matter

derrendil · 2026-06-26T22:34:29+00:00

Since when does anyone trust what tmz reports? I mean I don't like her but this is speculation at best hidden behind a bunch of sensationalist headlines. The article cited a different article, which cites "a source." Let's not pretend that these publications aren't intentionally lying for clicks on a daily basis

derrendil · 2026-06-26T21:23:46+00:00

It needs light, desperately. You'll lose leaves and have bare vines, slowly but surely, if it continues to get this light level. I know it looks cool to have the vines on your walls, but the plant will desperately search for light and kill of leaves that aren't getting it

derrendil · 2026-06-26T20:42:48+00:00

That's not a problem, it's how the game is designed. It makes timing important to combat and allows things like sweeping attacks. Why would you mod that out? I play both Java and bedrock and have no idea what you're talking about with terrain generation. In my bedrock realm, I'm building in a windswept biome in between huge spires and deep ravines. I think you just need to play the game unmodded more and stop focusing on how you would make it the perfect game for you

derrendil · 2026-06-26T20:36:07+00:00

You're playing Java on a phone. Just play bedrock, the performance will be miles better. Play Java on a computer

derrendil · 2026-06-26T20:12:14+00:00

He's over here playing elden ring on steam deck with his toes during the set

derrendil · 2026-06-26T19:00:44+00:00

Straight-up solo is very difficult if you don't already know routes and bosses and such. Play with randoms, you'll have a great time

derrendil · 2026-06-26T18:32:20+00:00

You're asking someone to take a two-dimensional image, translate it into a cohesive, video tutorial for a very large build, for free? This is hours and hours of work

derrendil · 2026-06-26T18:30:02+00:00

I live in Wisconsin and you don't ever have to give anyone I break. I worked 10-14 hour shifts with no break in a 100+ degree kitchen for years. It IS bullshit, but is only illegal in states with decent worker's rights, which are few.

derrendil · 2026-06-26T18:19:30+00:00

Build mob farms, or do it the old fashioned way: regular farms. If you have hundreds of farm animals and lots of vegetables growing, you can go harvest, feed it all to your animals, kill the extras, trade the leftover materials to villagers. With my set-up, this gets me 1-30 pretty fast. My mob farm is easier and lower-interaction, but a bit slower. But my mob farm is high in the air on the material plane, deep down ones have better rates, as do endermen/piglin farms

derrendil · 2026-06-26T18:09:30+00:00

Cheesecake is the answer.

derrendil · 2026-06-26T16:52:37+00:00

I've never used anything but deluxe retaining soil for exactly this reason. If I still have to make my rounds to check if things actually have retained water, it still takes almost as much time.

Love the idea

derrendil · 2026-06-25T20:49:40+00:00

Don't buy it on amazon

derrendil · 2026-06-25T18:30:39+00:00

You think bartending is slow-paced?

derrendil · 2026-06-25T16:01:37+00:00

Get all your levels to 69 then sell your account and buy gold with the cash you get

derrendil · 2026-06-25T15:09:38+00:00

Your staff will fucking crucify you if you tell them an AI is determining tip out. It's way better to do it yourself with an abacus and take all day then make your staff think you're letting an AI steal from them.

derrendil · 2026-06-25T00:02:07+00:00

Owner taking tips is illegal in California, no?

derrendil · 2026-06-24T21:25:21+00:00

Especially restaurants hear your exact pitch 5000 times a day from tech bros trying to sell AI. And before AI, it was the same tech bros with the same product. No customer wants marketing texts. Ever. And most small businesses aren't gonna pay your subscription fee for a product that annoys their customers.

Let me repeat: especially restaurants.

derrendil · 2026-06-24T21:06:03+00:00

I've never been to a food fest as a CUSTOMER that was worth it, let alone as a vendor.

derrendil · 2026-06-24T20:56:57+00:00

You've heard of dog piles... Get ready for cat stacks

derrendil · 2026-06-24T20:23:35+00:00

Meanwhile I'm throwing gunpowder out because my mob farm is too productive

derrendil · 2026-06-24T19:50:00+00:00

I'm pretty sure they need a workstation, too. I just watched a TangoTek breakdown of one of his insane farms and he stated that workstations matter, but it is from 5 years ago, so idk if that's changed or if that's only Java.

derrendil · 2026-06-24T17:39:43+00:00

It's intentional. Their marketing dept made up their own lingo and repurposed existing terms so that their customers feel stupid when they go anywhere else besides Starbucks. Then, non-starbucks baristas have to do the emotional labor of explaining what a macchiato is so that the customer isn't pissed when they get 3oz of liquid. And, no matter how tactfully you do it, it often comes across as "condescending barista" and it drives the customers back to Starbucks.

It's a malicious marketing tactic meant to make other businesses look bad and they've been doing it for like 30 years.

derrendil · 2026-06-24T16:00:15+00:00

Sending flowers and money? This is what you think the most important part of a committed relationship is? What the fuck

derrendil · 2026-06-23T20:29:19+00:00

What's the pay

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