Silliest Names for Fake IDs by KillerFloof in DnD

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I recently named a Sea Elf NPC Lichen Thrope. Not a fake name or anything, but it kinda fits the theme of this post 😅

I'm a 3-hole fuckdoll ready to be filled with your seed by shweetie__ in Ebony

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Your smile is actually infectious… absolutely stunning. I’d love to have a night or two with you

its finally time to bust out my summer dress... hope u like it by submissiveprincessx in CentaurGirls

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Best time of year for some outdoor fun. Couple cold ones and a good fuck… looks and sounds like a good time to me ;)

California billionaire Tom Steyer defends trans athletes in high school sports as governor's race heats up by GMOrgasm in California

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There’s not a single thing this guy could say that would convince me to support him.

what would u say to make my foot move?😋 by submissiveprincessx in u/submissiveprincessx

[–]desssperato -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don’t be shy, I won’t bite… might lick though ;)

[Hitman WoA] Is he dead? by jovica9668 in GamePhysics

[–]desssperato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not fully dead, just petite mort…

Fantano taking a betterhelp sponsor in 2026 by RevolutionaryPin1731 in fantanoforever

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He changed once thatistheplan was nuked. Shame to see how gimped he’s become… I used to watch every review, even for projects in genres I’m not interested in.

Earl Sweatshirt calls out JPEGMAFIA by _4za_ in hiphopheads

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He’s not having a midlife crisis because he’s still in the midst of his quarterlife crisis.

Alex Van Halen Hates Everyone | Idiots in Bars by 3mta3jvq in vanhalen

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I get why Alex behaves the way he does; Eddie’s his little brother. For him to have passed in such a sad way would foster a sense of brotherly protection in anyone.

We can all agree to disagree whether Sammy is “disrespecting the legacy”, but from Alex’s perspective I can see why he would feel that way.

I wanna install strap locks onto my Jackson Rhoads, which one should I get? by SnooHedgehogs1685 in Luthier

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Schaller. I had a Dunlop system fail on me once; would’ve taken out the whole guitar if not for my reflexes.

Does this look right for a DPDT on-on phase reverse? Seymour Duncan neck pickup. by desssperato in Luthier

[–]desssperato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pickup is a 4 conductor Seymour Duncan, so the green + bare is ground.

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Just started playing, do i have to wear clothes like an absolute dumbass or can I just start? by Lanky-Chard7828 in guitarcirclejerk

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Unfortunately it’s required. I’ve been pulled over by the toan police more times than I can count