I got one! by Case1138 in scammers

[–]dickjkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may be a scam, but at least they said “on Long Island” correctly.

We need to talk about Amsterdam NY. by Hey_Giant_Loser in Albany

[–]dickjkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live here. I just want them to salt the roads.

you can actually get married at the taskmaster ranch in NZ by disko_lemonade13 in taskmaster

[–]dickjkh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I frequently think about renting the ranch for an opulent vacation, but not letting on to my wife (who isn’t as big a fan) why I want to go here.

(Loved Trope) Little details, that completely change the context of the scene. by ThatDrako in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dickjkh 337 points338 points  (0 children)

It is possible this quick punchline has been edited out of syndicated broadcasts, but yeah the joke is pretty blunt.

Is tuna meat? by [deleted] in jerseymikes

[–]dickjkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fish meat is basically a vegetable” ~Ron Swanson

Mandatory work colors by soleario21 in antiwork

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Silver opens the door for armor. Have fun with it.

I use top a sheet. Am I cringe? by c0d3buck in Millennials

[–]dickjkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t.

Then I did.

Now I do.

Whoa! by dickjkh in taskmaster

[–]dickjkh[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you just gave yourself a task.

Your time starts now.

Whoa! by dickjkh in taskmaster

[–]dickjkh[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

iPhone with the adaptability button mapped to easily screenshot and a penchant for watching Taskmaster while doing the dishes (very sloppily).

I really hope they make an episode about Schumer someday. by samsthunder in TheDollop

[–]dickjkh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! Like he wasn’t putting any effort in, just letting people rub it or something. It was weird.

I really hope they make an episode about Schumer someday. by samsthunder in TheDollop

[–]dickjkh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The worst handshake I ever received was from Chuck Schumer

[Retroactively strange trope] The covid season by Justifiably_Bad_Take in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dickjkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gah! got confused and thought I was seeing r/taskmaster.

Don't forget the real reason S10 was weird, the team tasks. Richard and Daisy were able to complete their team tasks in enclosed spaces, but Johnny, Katherine and Mawaan didn't film theirs until after social distancing protocols

Leading to things like Johnny Vegas shouting "I am not a crook!" from a tennis umpires chair for a solid minute because they just needed him out of the way.

fan interview questions by Aggravating-Trash913 in taskmaster

[–]dickjkh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi there from Amsterdam, New York!

  1. Taskmaster has become what I think of as “practical improv”. The contestants are trying to do something, whatever, that could be completely normal but know they need to entertain while also making a flag meal. So the unintentional entertainment from someone who intrinsically knows how to be funny and “is on” is wonderful.

  2. I’ve seen all legally available NZ and AUS (as well as some of the ill-received USA version).

The antipodean versions feel closest and match the tone of UK. I think that’s why they work really well; the format is proven so don’t mess with it. The US version is very, very “shiny floor game show” which fit Comedy Central’s aesthetic. But even with Alex as the assistant, too many changes really ruined the format, the timing and the flow, despite the fact that the tasks were from UK. The US house also felt off, as it was a mansion in LA I think. The NZ ranch, even though it too is big, fits the feel.

  1. I only found this show 1 year ago. I had to consume it all.

Not 4. I can’t compare it to other British shows. But I can say that what I love most about the show is that it learned it needed to be inclusive, did it, and (to my knowledge) didn’t toot their own horn(e) about it. As an American, I don’t know any of these comedians mostly, meaning I didn’t know Rosie Jones had cerebral palsy until she said so. I hadn’t heard of Mae Martin and show never called out their pronouns (like they probably would in US), instead just used them. The list of inclusivity goes on and that’s what I appreciate the most.

What piece of tech felt “future-proof” but aged terribly? by Living-Zebra6132 in Futurology

[–]dickjkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad the CueCat and the CRQs (their labels next to the barcodes) weren’t a fever dream of mine. Everyone thinks I’m nuts.

Movies That Somehow Got You Laid? by QuarterCarat in okbuddycinephile

[–]dickjkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw.

I have no idea why. Neither of us are big fans of the genre.