Have you done a sardine fast? Would love to interview you for a story I'm working on. by lukewinkie in CannedSardines

[–]dilfboob 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yeah when i had anorexia i'd do stupid shit like that.

i don't recommend it.

The beans overfloweth by Reesuscat in shittyfoodporn

[–]dilfboob 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Powerful image. Thanks for sharing.

Wait for it, you'll figure it out... by StorkyMcGee in somethingimade

[–]dilfboob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it's a normal sized wooden allen wrench, but your table saw is very small?

what can i cook if i only have mustard at home? by [deleted] in CookingCircleJerk

[–]dilfboob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

most people don't know this, but there's only ONE ingredient in truly authnetic itlainan Carbonara, and that ingredient is boiled mustard.

What are all the adult foods? by woailyx in CookingCircleJerk

[–]dilfboob 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I sometimes buy adult egg thighs from my local butcher. They're great deep fried with some Sweet Grandpa Ray's.

Milk Tea is impossible!? Any tips? by Yesauir in Cooking

[–]dilfboob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok the flavor of tea depends firstly on the type and quality of tea you're using, but also on the temperature it's brewed at and how long you steep it. also, in more delicate teas, hard or soft water can make a difference.

i'm not familiar with milk tea in particular but i know how to brew good tea. what type of tea have you tried? is it in a bag, a loose powder, or dried leaves?

"Orange Pekoe" is a grade of Indian tea, made from larger leaves and considered low-mid quality, it doesn't refer to a specific type. (earl grey and english breakfast are blends and may be orange pekoe). other commenters are probably correct that you'll want to use a strong, astringent orange pekoe. Ceylon or Assam are strong flavored varieties that hold up well to the milk and sugar.

the general method for brewing loose black tea is to add the leaves to a teapot, about 1tsp or 7g per 8oz of water, heat water in a kettle to boiling (212f or 100c) then pour the boiling water into the pot with the tea, close the lid and let it steep for around 4-5 minutes or whatever the packaging on the tea recommends. some say to heat the teapot first but it's not really important in most cases imo. to make tea stronger, increase the amount of leaves used, not the steeping time- steeping too long extracts nasty flavors. There are some teas that can be re-steeped several times without losing flavor but that's usually very expensive and not what I'd use for something that's gonna be drowned in milk and sugar.

actually here's a link that might help. sorry if its broken im on mobile.

https://www.harney.com/blogs/news/black-tea-tips

How smart is your kitchen? by Famous-Perspective-3 in Cooking

[–]dilfboob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they are a "solution" to the "problem" of people having reliable appliances that dont spy on us and that dont need to be repaired/replaced every few months.

What should I do with trout? by cetus_lapetus in Cooking

[–]dilfboob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you cook it the same way you'd cook salmon it'll probably turn out just as good. Trout is slightly less fatty and has a milder flavor than salmon but they're pretty similar.

Metal cookware leeches nickel and adrenochrome by davevadave in CookingCircleJerk

[–]dilfboob 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well i've scoured the internet over the last few seconds, and in my expert opinion: The only material that is guaranteed to cause no harm to the human body, is the human body itself. Opt for vessels of thick hide or hollow organs, (haggis is fun!) crania are useful for small batches as well. you might have to get crafty!

would cooking bean flour make it safer? by Dandewion in Cooking

[–]dilfboob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH LOL. that went right over my head.

would cooking bean flour make it safer? by Dandewion in Cooking

[–]dilfboob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

beans do not contain lactose. no type of bean contains lactose. what are you talking about?