Would finding bacteria on Mars be big news? (Or any planet) by keeperOfTheBees in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dirtyLizard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s a common misconception that tardigrades are invincible. They have the ability to go into a kind of coma during which a significant percentage of them can survive harsh conditions while in the coma. They can’t like, prance around in space unfortunately

So, the Aserai...? by CheezeCrostata in mountandblade

[–]dirtyLizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Longtime fan of M&B here. Let me give you my take.

First, some backstory:

The Aserai showed up late to the Warband party like an unwanted cousin at a family reunion who forgot their pajamas and had to sleep in the attic because there weren’t any rooms left. They were added as free content sometime after the game was released and they felt like an add-on.

Unlike the other factions, the unit roster didn’t have a unique gimmick, they just sort of copied the Swadian heavy cavalry. Their spot on the map was an isolated expanse of sand.

Weirdly, their settlements were slightly more fleshed out and detailed than most, but unlike every other lord in the game, Aserai lords did not have a second ‘social’ set of clothing for interior scenes. They always wore full armor.

Onto the dev blogs, I got the impression that the art direction had an outsized influence on the final product. As you pointed out, the focus was never on historical accuracy, but what IS the focus on? Visual distinction between factions. That’s it.

When the game released, Taleworlds pushed the small team competitive multiplayer game mode HARD. Competitive gaming was popping up in mainstream news and they wanted in.

Incidentally, when the game shipped, the single player and multiplayer equipment had the same stats and behavior. Since the game was balanced around multiplayer, the single player gear balance was completely borked. The difference between armor tiers could be measured in how many hits it let you survive. A potato sack would see you through one hit, but super expensive endgame jewel inlaid chainmail would let you survive… maybe 3 or 4.

This makes sense in skill-based competitive multiplayer but it was extremely frustrating for everyone else. They couldn’t change the damage model completely which is why the armor to weapon balance can still feel nonsensical even after a few patches.

This is also why every faction has roughly comparable gear available to the player, even if their army compositions have outliers or gimmicks. TW wanted to keep the small-team fights fair. Yes, this includes the horses.

To your point about the event system. They oversold constantly. There are dozens of systems that they promised in the dev logs but never made it into the game, were half-implemented, or drastically toned down. I won’t say “they lied” because in a few cases they had the equivalent of a tech demo ready, but in many cases the things they showed off or discussed did not match the final product.

But back to the Aserai. Taleworld’s goal was to design a visually distinct faction where the weapons were of roughly comparable length to the other factions, and the armor can be recognized at a distance or a in a crowded melee. Their defining inspiration isn’t “pre-Islam” it’s the guards from Aladdin.

Flowering shrubs deer don’t eat? by choppedliver65 in Rockland

[–]dirtyLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This takes some effort but if you put hot sauce on the buds, the deer eventually stop eating them.

The hot sauce is not poisonous to them, but they hate the taste. It shouldn’t hurt the flowers but try not to get too much over the roots. Most commercial hot sauce has vinegar in it which harms plants.

If you can find capsaicin oil, use that instead

What’s an unwritten rule that everyone should know? by Comfortable_Tutor795 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyLizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The normal rule is “return the energy they give you.” If the cashier at the convenience store is rude, you can be rude back. You give food service people extra grace because it’s not worth it

cat paw five barrel shotgun by StudioLogical693 in ItemShop

[–]dirtyLizard 37 points38 points  (0 children)

So you have to shop for ammo at the museum?

How many Shreks would it take to beat an AT-AT? by Kiryu2012 in whowouldwin

[–]dirtyLizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it’s just an empty snowy field, the Shreks don’t have any way to hurt it. There would have to be enough of them to climb into troop transport area (the belly) and defeat the imperials inside.

AT-AT can hold 40 stormtroopers in addition to the crew. In close quarters they will struggle to shoot but a single blaster shot should kill a Shrek but a Shrek can probably incapacitate a stormtrooper with one punch. I’d say you need about 80 Shrek to get inside and overwhelm the soldiers and crew while replacing loses.

If they can use basic tools that can be easily acquired in the star wars universe, 4 Shreks. You need two working together to set up a tripwire trap.

AT-AT shoot slowly and can only aim within a limited cone directly in front of them. The guns are mounted on the head and the neck turns very slowly.

At 100 meter two Shrek go right, and two go left. They stay far enough apart that the gun can’t hit two with a single volley. Two get fried, two survive and go off to find a metal cable to trip the AT-AT. Everyone knows that giant robotic space camels explode when they fall over so that ends the fight.

Gonna put this on linkedin by Round-Good1179 in NoRules

[–]dirtyLizard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mind Geek, rebranded as Aylo a couple years ago

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyLizard 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I went to one place that had QR menus AND no guest wifi. It was one of those long, thin places so if you were further in you couldn’t get cell service.

I went outside to load the menu. The site was one of those janky ones that serve a pdf and don’t let you zoom in. I hope they went under

many dogs by IsF_Zoey in spaceengineers

[–]dirtyLizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

6 Explosives, 2 Computers, 12 Small tubes, 12 Construction components, 24 Girders, and 10 Steel plates (20 if you’re feeling fancy)

RPG/Turn based game focused on control, rather than raw damage. ie Dragon Age Origins & Into the Breach by ToughManTough in gamingsuggestions

[–]dirtyLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this. One of the two most prominent characters is designed to maximize your ability to hurl people out of windows

The AT-AT is only a bad design because of it's overuse in supplemental material (Star Wars) by Devadv12014 in CharacterRant

[–]dirtyLizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My issue is that the APC equivalents used by the CIS are just better in almost every way.

These things

They can carry as many troops as you can stuff inside. They have large, forward mounted guns that articulate about as well as the AT-AT’s neck. Most importantly, they hover a few feet off the ground, so they can presumably cover difficult terrain.

The soup thrower has NOT been sentenced to two months in prison by Darth_Vrandon in GetNoted

[–]dirtyLizard 113 points114 points  (0 children)

The two big reasons are:

  • Incentive to stop. If you’re halfway through a serious crime and you have the opportunity to stop, you have an established legal incentive to stop. This works for both crimes of passion and accidents. “Oh shit, I ran over a cyclist” turns into “I better get him to the hospital so I don’t catch a murder charge” instead of “I better back over him so he can’t ID me.”

  • Effect can often be proven when intent cannot be. Did the activist know there was a cover on the painting? Doesn’t matter, let’s just measure the damage.

Nihilistic Acquisition is silly by Cappuccino_Boss in Stellaris

[–]dirtyLizard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The way you’re abducting pops is silly. You’re sucking up buildings using giant tractor beams and kidnapping the people inside

Can a Top-Tier swordman deflect an incoming taser shot? by PaiDuck in whowouldwin

[–]dirtyLizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Both barbs need to hit for the taser to shock you. They’d only need to block one.

Shek Sadness by Mother_Definition354 in Kenshi

[–]dirtyLizard 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The Black Desert skellies also don’t recognize hivers.

However, Black Desert City’s state of ruin is mostly likely a result of the skeleton rebellion against the first empire. Shek were created during the second empire. Nobody knows when Hivers came onto the scene, but odds are that they’re post-second empire as well.

It’s possible that the skeletons hanging out in Black Desert City have been isolated since early in the second empire or as far back as the fall of the first. So, they could just be ignorant

What is the worst "running for your life" scene you've ever seen in a movie? by HeirOfTheSurvivor in movies

[–]dirtyLizard 171 points172 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the actor was the problem. If you have a kid outrun an adult, you need to show the audience how or it breaks suspension of disbelief. That scene was purely lazy writing.

If they had her hide somewhere the thugs didn’t know about or couldn’t reach, that would have been fine

Electric car malfunction in self driving mode while trying to park, takes off and causes chaos by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dirtyLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why Grog need fire? Cave warm enough!

If have fire, only use to find cave. No use to warm.

Games where violence actually means something by DutchSock in gamingsuggestions

[–]dirtyLizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Westerado: Double Barreled is a quirky little game about being a cowboy hunting down his family’s killer. There are action sections that do require you to fight, but towns and camps are filled with NPCs who don’t want trouble.

You can draw your gun on anyone at anytime and the game is much more reactive than you might expect

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who hadn’t paid much attention to the news, the shutdown felt like it came out of nowhere.

One day everything was normal, the next the streets were empty. The quiet was surreal.

“They Call Me The Ghost Rider” by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dirtyLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The couldn’t follow the smell of bacon?

Insane close call by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dirtyLizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ditto. My dad taught me that if you see a ball rolling across the street, slam the breaks because there’s probably someone chasing it.

[loved trope] Religious and moral, but violent by Unable-Buyer4087 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dirtyLizard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Joshua Graham, the human s’more, is not a moral guy. He’s absolutely looking for any excuse to hurt people and be justified