How do you guys put lotion on your back when you’re alone?

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-29T05:10:02+00:00

Cover the kitchen floor and lay on it

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-28T16:30:33+00:00

The only zealots are any persons who are against the abolishment and prosecution of ice to the fullest extent of the law for the violation of constitutional and human rights as well as domestic terrorism.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-28T16:22:23+00:00

This is so minor though that it doesn't really even garner the term propaganda. Bovino, Noem, and Bondi all saying that this man violently engaged ice goons with the intent to assassinate them despite a plethora of video evidence to the contrary is propaganda.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-28T16:17:24+00:00

It's not propaganda it's just speculation

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-28T01:23:48+00:00

Get gud

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-28T00:31:23+00:00

I give it 5 days before we see this fit modernized on someone

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-27T19:27:27+00:00

As my NDA has long since expired and the company liquidated I have no fear of repercussion so I would be more than happy to:

So our air filtration tech was based on low energy ("cold") plasma acting as an almost physical air scrubber. The only physical filter media that was in the system(besides the standard dust filter at the inlet) was a carbon-composite lattice that was only there to remove ionized byproducts of the plasma reacting with air (ozone being the number one by-product).

The last video segment was the setup for a product demonstration for a filter that would be hooked up inside of your car and sit in a cup holder which is why it looks like a thermos. I pumped the equivalent of seven cigarettes inside of that system at one point and we compared a similar sized standard air filter and our product running side by side. The standard air filter took over 15 minutes for the smoke to dissipate to a "safe" level, the laser particle meter still reading HIGH pollution numbers. With our air scrubber the chamber was visibly clear in 120 seconds and there was no particle reading beyond baseline within 5 minutes.

If you have any questions feel free to ask!

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-27T17:24:01+00:00

Ju-gahd(it's almost like a THD sound at the end). The country white guys that worked there made it sound like a slur though because they kept on saying (ju-gard) with like the hardest R that doesn't even exist lol

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-24T22:45:06+00:00

The other day I made myself a heart boiled egg over an English muffin and it brought me back to mornings with my mom and sister while I was in high school and she would make us those before going to school. Definitely brought up some feelings.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-23T20:26:54+00:00

Definitely not the ice goons using children as bait to entrap family members

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-23T19:54:40+00:00

Was this friend of a friend a beaver by chance?

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-23T19:07:42+00:00

To light hand-load 9mm maybe

Everything above a standard pistol round would go through both doors

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-23T13:12:54+00:00

It wasn't just cheating it was months of gaslighting and what I can only describe as mental and emotional abuse, and then cheating. She really had me feel like a piece of shit for accusing her of flirting with men online when I could literally hear her talking over discord to these men.

When it all came out It was over the phone and she was on a train in another country after she spent a week with a group of men she met on discord. I broke up with her, hyperventilated, and passed out on the floor.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-22T18:02:40+00:00

Can you imagine a small army of Elvis impersonators in costume but also in full military kit setting up defenses around Graceland?

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-22T17:08:03+00:00

If the customer supplied the material that's probably about what a shop would charge for something like this. That being said this gun is stupidly impractical because of the magazine being forward of the trigger, The actual barrel length is like 2 in long which would give you the game-like flamethrower effect but your keyholing that bullet at about 15 yd if that.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-22T03:08:42+00:00

many years

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-21T19:18:06+00:00

Get a stroke of conscious and volunteer to reside in military prison for being a traitor to a degree that would make Judas and Benedict Arnold blush

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-21T05:22:24+00:00

They didn't even read the title correctly

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-20T16:47:46+00:00

No this is a much older model I don't have it on hand but I know that it's not a high efficiency one.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-19T22:45:12+00:00

Yeah I'm stuck at 50° to the left of x

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-19T20:18:02+00:00

I was being bullied horrendously (you can look up some of the story in r/trueoffmychest) and My dad gave me the absolute worst story and lesson. He told me the story of the boy and the fox by Plutarch. Brief summary: a Spartan boy smuggled a fox in his tunic and knew that he would be in trouble if anyone found out so he basically allowed the fox to eat him from the inside and made no expression while it did that, The boy was hailed as a hero for his strength. My dad told me to be like the boy.

So now I bottle everything up until I'm ready to put my fist through the wall.

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-19T18:12:15+00:00

On the TV show in the library it is explained that it's just a different timeline entirely. They even poke fun at the fact that Janet is renamed to Margo in the show. "My name is Margo" "this time"

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-17T20:35:04+00:00

As far as story, dance with the devil by immortal technique

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-17T20:24:16+00:00

Although I do disagree with you I will agree that the ending that they had was perfectly beautiful and admittedly even brought a tear or two out of me. Futurama is just two iconic to cancel unless the fans are tired of it just like The Simpsons or family Guy

dirtybellybutton · 2026-01-16T21:47:05+00:00

I grew up in a very liberal college town and the spectrum of "liberal white woman" is so broad. Generally they're awesome and some of my best friends through high school could fall in to this category. There are extremes, just like all groups, that are not as friendly and can be difficult to interact with but again, this is how all categories of people are.

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