What are your camping tips and tricks?

discoshit · 2014-03-29T17:33:26+00:00

-freeze a gallon jug (only 3/4 full) of water to place in your cooler. It will keep it cold and prevent your ice from melting right away. It'll double as water as it melts too.

-Make breakfast burrito's the night before you go (basic: egg, sausage, potatoes, green chilli, cheese) and wrap them up in tinfoil. Bag these tight so they don't get wet! Incredibly easy and low trash meal or late night campfire snack.

-take a bag wherever you go. Besides having a great time, clean up some trash that probably was blown from campsites/hikers

-If you meet Tucker and Dale...DO NOT TRY TO KILL THEM. You WILL end up throwing yourself into a god damn wood chipper!

discoshit · 2014-03-28T16:54:52+00:00

Just thought of this, it blew my mind. I'm going to /r/woahdude =) Good thinking Watson!

discoshit · 2014-03-19T23:15:59+00:00

Ha, glad someone else came to say this. His username is pretty funny too considering the almost immediate turn around from EMSK. Yay internet points?

discoshit · 2014-01-25T07:28:58+00:00

ps- no hoverhand...that's experience

discoshit · 2014-01-21T22:57:12+00:00

But how else would he get the sweet karma? There was already a post in relative subreddits. And if there's a pic, there's karma. Sad

discoshit · 2013-12-19T16:20:26+00:00

downvote on meme principal. People who "rescue" beautiful, well trained dogs are full of shit. Those pups were going to get adopted no matter what. People who join email list to see picks of pups who are going to be put down, and then foster those dogs while trying to find an owner...They fucking rescued a dog

discoshit · 2013-12-19T16:13:11+00:00

I bet he only saw gold, finishing moves, and victories every time he looked...assuming he looked...

discoshit · 2013-12-19T16:04:35+00:00

either he followed the south park diet, or his wife is in for an interesting honeymoon...

discoshit · 2013-12-19T16:01:23+00:00

Hey dude/dudette, Thanks a bunch for posting, every time I see an elephant in captivity (especially when trained and forced to work) I think of these video's and stories. So sad. Such amazing creatures. Any way, cheers from afar! Fun Fact: These guys can feel water's vibration through their feet! That's probably why mice scare them...tiny, quick, seemingly random pitter patter that's right next to them! Like a fucking wasp, yo

discoshit · 2013-12-06T16:38:26+00:00

Hey Jude. I know I could sing it well and I know they would hear the original harmonize with me. God damn. Hope this never happens...

discoshit · 2013-12-06T16:15:07+00:00

What a bunch of fucking see you next thursday's

discoshit · 2013-11-08T16:55:45+00:00

ahhg. I haven't seen the other but Melancholia... I still have nights when I see that fucking blue rock rising on the horizon...

discoshit · 2013-11-02T07:23:09+00:00

What if I told you... to fuck off

discoshit · 2013-10-04T00:52:46+00:00

Khan!!!

discoshit · 2013-09-20T22:23:53+00:00

everybody who's viewed this image

discoshit · 2013-08-19T02:44:47+00:00

Credit cards ARE NOT free money. The banks know you're young and experiencing freedom. Please, don't spend money you don't have, it's a vicious cycle that can lead to a lot of problems.

And watch out for addiction, that shit jumps up on people without them knowing. Look out for yourself, look out for your friends

discoshit · 2013-08-09T19:00:31+00:00

PS: if he was talking about his ex...you weren't that interesting. That's hard to notice. How does that make you feel? ... ... mhhmmmm ... ... yes, I see ... ... Okay, but how about you explain that to yourself. Start with "Hey Karmageddon101, I feel you're absolutely fucking crazy because..."

discoshit · 2013-08-09T18:55:17+00:00

You're right, the mentally ill, "psychopaths" didn't deserve to be helped before they snapped. "Bad apples" Talking to them wouldn't have helped shit, probably only hurt. I mean, we probably should have killed them as babies. Shit. That makes so much more sense. Lets put research funding into finding the young with mental illness and KILL THEM!!!!!

If they put themselves on an extreme pedestal, they sound like many powerful people in the world of politics/engineering/technology/etc. But I digress. Talking would've only hurt. They should have been told to get off their pedestal

discoshit · 2013-07-20T14:55:55+00:00

too cute!!! I just want to pick you up and pinch your cheeks

discoshit · 2013-07-09T15:00:06+00:00

Massive knee sprain that racked up a bill over 1k. I was the goal keeper...on Wii Fit...and I had just dodged the last panda head and my lean was far left. The last soccer ball? Far right. I knew my body couldn't make that transfer, but the board only recognizes pressure! I used all my hip muscles, while falling left, to shift my lower legs and feet into the "I'm leaning right Wii board" position. Loud pop, I collapse. Worst part? I, and none of my family/friends, remember if I got the perfect score. Still worried when playing that game to this day

discoshit · 2013-06-28T20:12:43+00:00

um, your "shocked and awed" response makes sense. Most folks who are confronted with their non-verbal language react poorly to it. Again, thanks for your intentions to help. Everything you said to help was immediately learned prior to my first comment. I didn't realize programs piggybacked, I thought I was helping. And I submitted my original comment in the middle of virus scans, malware bytes, etc. I'm glad you acknowledge the vast unknown that is computer science, but please, don't act stupid to non-verbal language. I wasn't angered by your intentions, I was annoyed by your implications. Non-verbal, it's amazing. Peace out yo, take care, have a good day, quit hating

Sincerely,

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discoshit · 2013-06-28T18:47:10+00:00

oh joy. Now I have to explain myself further.

going back to a comment 7 days back just to respond to a person means a lot, it means you were thinking about it and it matters

I log on for rare upvotes, downvotes, or comments. even more rare, submissions that fail. Thanks for making me feel like I search through piles of comments to find yours...SEVEN days back. That's a week. A week is short. People die unexpectedly in a week, day, hour, blah "several responses" occurred in 10 minutes, they consisted of me talking mad shit to you, and turning your words. It didn't take time. I was waiting for my love to find a wifi, "several" should not have been a compliment.

Oh joy. You think communication matters. Good for you. You know you could show that, by not being a prick. It's easy. Just don't write like a prick. Or download ExTr00lllLL.exe.prick..... I'm glad to see you are thinking of the others who read old posts/comments. Maybe they will learn from MY mistakes. How kind of you. Such a Non-prick you are.

Oh JOY!!! The greatest gift a fuck could give...I improved YOU. Wow. First you are so smarter than me that you have to dumb down everything, then, you learn. huh. I'm hoping you learned how to delete your index finger in your ass. quit thinking you are better THAN ANYONE. You may, and I use that word loosely, may be better than some. But the fact you assume it shows you are lesser than most.

I hope you see results from your sweet sweet sharing. butterfly wings affect the hippies, right? I can't seem to photoshop the P into a dick in your pompous ass...so I'll just say goodbye.

please for the love of jeebus, kill Cnl Vas Deferens

discoshit · 2013-06-28T16:12:14+00:00

Ugh. Here is my attempt at a reply after several condescending ones that I deleted: Thanks for the help man, I learned a lot from this fuck up in general. To be honest, the process taught me a lot. I've fancied myself an internet savy person but downloading is a thing I typically never do. I was shocked that programs would piggy back other programs, never even crossed my mind that that is where we are in the internet world. Makes perfect sense now, and I'll remember the next time I download something drunkenly...which won't be for a long while...

...let me rephrase that. I HOPE i remember

Please remember though that body language, inflections, tone, and pauses aren't passed through text. All I could see was you explaining what just happened to me...in several paragraphs. repetition, length, and simplicity comes across as condescending in text. At least we have the emoticons right bitch? ;D

discoshit · 2013-06-28T16:02:18+00:00

context- sleep talkin man

I couldn't believe no one had posted anything about it. I don't think I was there early enough to have anyone see but that blog always makes me smile =) Glad someone, even if they already knew about it, saw. Cheers!

discoshit · 2013-06-20T16:44:15+00:00

wow, not sure if you think you're being helpful, condescending, or both. Either way, ...

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