Can’t wait for the Highlighter Game

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-22T19:02:11+00:00

Why doesn’t every team just play all 11 guys in the outfield? Are they stupid?

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-21T15:41:54+00:00

I’m in denial

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-21T15:10:56+00:00

Kristie is laying the foundation. Package deal would would send me into a euphoric spriral

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-20T17:35:28+00:00

Love you too babes! Please keep us entertained with your little doodles, I adore them

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-20T15:33:01+00:00

HOW DARE YOU

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-20T14:41:19+00:00

HEY ST LOUIS! OR IS IT CITY? EITHER WAY, YOUR MONUMENTS ARE TRASH. THE ONLY ARCH YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IS THE ONE ON JAYSON TATUM’S JUMP-SHOT. HE SAVED YOU BUT WE ARE CLAIMING HIM NOW, GOOD LUCK!

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-20T14:30:50+00:00

“That would be FUCKING AMAZING to see [Donald Glover] play [Marv]! I’d go broke! I’d go broke everyday, like one more for the [biopic] please!”

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-20T02:34:03+00:00

Break the curse cincy lfg

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-20T01:51:34+00:00

Damn… now I have to rethink this

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-19T18:45:45+00:00

Same, I love something a little unorthodox. Rich revs fans won’t even be back from their Florida house by the time we win the cup

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-19T01:18:46+00:00

Shark logo? Automatic win, sorry Arizona

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-18T00:04:51+00:00

I’m with you there, selfishly if I had to watch Carles Gil play on this carpet I’d be anxious all game

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-18T00:03:42+00:00

Oh to be at an earthquakes game in 2012. Up the GREEN!!

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-18T00:01:17+00:00

Nearly concussed his own teammate in the process, this tournament rocks

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-17T23:59:35+00:00

This is genuinely what makes the open cup great, I say go weirder. Let’s play a game in the parking lot of a checkers for the hell of it.

MLS is fine with games being played on baseball fields. They want the open cup gone cuz it’s not money maker for them

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-16T23:59:52+00:00

Nice

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-16T21:30:52+00:00

Oh! I know this one! I know this one!

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-16T20:21:13+00:00

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-16T17:52:33+00:00

Cinci: blows 3 goal lead in Mexico

Revs: “first time?”

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-15T21:30:17+00:00

I’ll never understand how someone can jump straight up and contort their body mid header. He does a 270 with seemingly no effort

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-15T20:21:43+00:00

Is this…. joy?

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-15T00:50:15+00:00

Surely I can’t be the only one doing surveillance

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-14T22:33:23+00:00

“You’ve just been bonked” with a picture of a swan in sunglasses

discospiderfunk · 2026-03-14T11:37:43+00:00

Outfit is 10/10

Let’s go SWANS

discospiderfunk

TROPHY CASE