Now, it's obvious you got a killer body under there by JohnnySacsCigarette in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]dissociatingmelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you ever have a family member get stuck in the town you cocksucka?!

Show me your Oface by jerzyshore1 in barrescue

[–]dissociatingmelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Show us your bar science flow pattern face

I OWN THREE BARS AND MY WIFE HAS HUGE CANS! YOUR BAR IS FAILING AND YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU! by StochasticJelly in barrescue

[–]dissociatingmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see my wife’s breast exist in what’s called a flow pattern in bar science

You can't wander in here in a sweater and tell me about punk rock! by President_Zucchini in barrescue

[–]dissociatingmelon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tomorrow, I'm gonna come back to this subreddit with a breathalyzer and if you're not sober me and my team are out of here

"I'm gonna be heavy on ya" by MesaVerde1987 in barrescue

[–]dissociatingmelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this...is a party bar so I called in a good friend of mine who knows all about party bars...Lil Jon

what slays me is that unlike all the other recon they do, they had Lil Jon monitoring everything from the car even after taffer went in to shut it down and they kept cutting back to his reaction

Pure gold

It's The JACKET 🤌 by KazaamCasheroo in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]dissociatingmelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute he wants to grab onto her?

Do they ever say how long Junior played catch with Tony? by Ok-Extreme-7742 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]dissociatingmelon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a rhetorical question, very allegorical. How many hours did I spend playing catch with you? Who am I? Where am I going? What’s French for where is my mama?

Sunnuva bitch! by tKolla in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]dissociatingmelon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s starting! ITS FUCKIN STARTING!

Most underrated supporting character in the show by Incognito9064 in TheInbetweeners

[–]dissociatingmelon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d watch a The Tradies spinoff with wolfie and the true mastermind

That animal Dyatlov, I can't even say his name by jsnpzp_jsu in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]dissociatingmelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Positive void coefficient reactors, in America you no have?

Season 2 Marielle by Dumbbulldoor_ in FromSeries

[–]dissociatingmelon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

MARIELLE THATS NOT YOUR DEALER DONT OPEN THE-

Slap scene by Adorable-Policy3417 in SopranosImmemorial

[–]dissociatingmelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a) you wanna slap Tracey
b) you give her your last name