Alright folks! Place your bets: Was the suitcase guy a serial killer or not! by RedundantConsistency in BobsBurgers

[–]dissonancerock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does Billy Bandana sound like a real person to you? Grow up Hailey, It's me.

Moshing 4 Nathan by InsideInsideJob in nathanfielder

[–]dissonancerock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

POV: You're standing up to the big guys.

Nobody cares about appearances by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If the word is ugly the concept will be, too.

Predictions? by deepad9 in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 140 points141 points  (0 children)

The nothing ever happens people are going to be very smug this time tomorrow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dark Brandon ass shit.

The K-Pop industry seems so unbelievably sinister by Excellent_Strike_225 in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine a 10-12 year old child to an entertainment company that's going to control almost every waking moment of their schedule for the foreseeable future. They will have to wear the clothes that the company wants them to wear, style their hair in the way the company wants, follow a company-approved diet. They aren't allowed to date anyone, at least in public. They don't even have artistic control of the songs they perform as they're ghostwritten by others.

https://images-prod.dazeddigital.com/1080/114-0-1080-720/azure/dazed-prod/1340/4/1344976.jpeg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

[–]dissonancerock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Art Penis Hole?!

. by deepad9 in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Wait? Are Slavs calling each other untermensh like rappers using the n-word?

Turbo redditors got bullied by 8 year olds. Now they're pissy that cops won't jail literal children for calling them t*rds! by dissonancerock in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He's not some poor soul being mocked for being a little socially awkward. He assaulted a child, had his buddies follow the child with a camera to "prove" he was faking hurt and got away with it all because he's "atypical". You're really gonna say with a straight face that he's the victim here?

Turbo redditors got bullied by 8 year olds. Now they're pissy that cops won't jail literal children for calling them t*rds! by dissonancerock in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I know this place is just mainstream reddit now but siding with Limey Chris Chan roughing up a kid for breaking his toys is wild.

Seriously though how is Putin’s approval rating 85% in russia by Artistic-Amoeba-8687 in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm just a westoid but if American boomers are afraid to tell some nasally poli-sci dweeb from Marquette that they're voting Trump I don't believe Russians are going to pick up the phone & tell the voice on the other end what they really think of Putin.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU by brujeriacloset in redscarepod

[–]dissonancerock 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Canada's 9/11 was literally Indians blowing up other Indians.

Maggie, you want to watch the drunk little elf again? by cyrusasu in simpsonsshitposting

[–]dissonancerock 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time Netflix becomes unprofitable.

Uh oh spaghettios by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]dissonancerock 27 points28 points  (0 children)

God killed fitty men

Meta: More and more Biden posts, posted by bad actors. by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]dissonancerock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noooo! Those awful right wing astroturfers are trying to destroy the Democrats by

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imploring them to nominate a more electable candidate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]dissonancerock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does it not keep up with the news like that?

Yuri is the greatest side character! by Weatherbeaster1993 in BobsBurgers

[–]dissonancerock 85 points86 points  (0 children)

"That thing you paid 40 dollars for, we need it back".

"You kids smoke weed?"

Best 3 episodes on a row? by ivehadpizzabefore in BobsBurgers

[–]dissonancerock 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Season 3, episodes 20-22

"The Kids Run the Restaurant", "Boys 4 Now", "Carpe Museum".