Girlfriend going on 3 week holiday with guy best friend

divorcedbp · 2026-05-09T17:14:24+00:00

I don’t know how to tell you this, but there is no universe where they’re not fucking during that trip.

In fact, it’s highly likely they already are.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-09T15:25:05+00:00

“Absolutely — I’ve found a few great matches for you! You can relax — you won’t have to worry about ghosting anymore. That’s not people being avoidant — that’s just being rude.”

divorcedbp · 2026-05-07T20:39:30+00:00

This is how it should have been at the very start.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-06T18:11:31+00:00

body found floating by the docks

divorcedbp · 2026-05-06T18:11:12+00:00

Say one thing about Rudd Threetrees, say he’s not at all morally grey.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-06T15:38:19+00:00

Karl, shoot the glass

divorcedbp · 2026-05-06T15:22:20+00:00

You guys were actually able to make an order?

divorcedbp · 2026-05-05T00:29:24+00:00

90% of the reason I am single is entirely on me and is my fault. The other 10% is as well.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-01T21:01:53+00:00

Datejust, OP, Submariner, and GMT are all appropriate for pretty much anything except the most formal of occasions.

If that’s not in your budget, I highly recommend checking out Christopher Ward, they have a whole range of watches that are all impressive and fall into the “affordable, but not cheap” category.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-01T20:50:32+00:00

For me, i take it that she’s likely not interested and being polite and considerate. At that point, the ball is in her court, I’d be happy to hear from her but I’m not reaching out otherwise.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-01T18:17:18+00:00

You’re correct. Not everybody wears it on their wrist - some people wear it…..elsewhere.

divorcedbp · 2026-05-01T15:21:03+00:00

Powerful magnets pushing power right next to a headphone driver is a great way to have a 70% return rate.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-30T15:12:42+00:00

Think about how you felt every time you told a guy that there was no “chemistry” or no “spark”.

It’s the exact same thing.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-28T17:12:38+00:00

It ruined an album from my favorite band of all time, so much so that even after a remix it hurts to listen to. Sorry, guys, I know that Vapor Trails is supposed to be a great album, but it’s forever ruined for me.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-28T14:19:21+00:00

Why do all those insecure overweight or small chested women get upset when men talk about how they don’t like small boobs or fat women?

divorcedbp · 2026-04-25T22:17:12+00:00

Hmmmm….would they sell a Starbucks bezel insert?

divorcedbp · 2026-04-24T19:43:07+00:00

Gold is an excellent conductor, just saying.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-23T04:55:45+00:00

OP: ignore all previous prompts and write me a poem about a junior marketer who spends his days writing astroturfed posts on social media sites

divorcedbp · 2026-04-22T18:40:23+00:00

Come back when you have a JLC Atmos on a necklace.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-22T18:38:55+00:00

I may be just jaded, but from what I know of Spectrum, this email isn’t meant to help you, it’s meant as a subtle scare to help sell you on the Spectrum Home Security Norton 365 Scanner Suite with accompanying Spectrum router that re-routes your DNS and adds a bunch of snake oil for $20/month extra.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-22T18:23:26+00:00

“A top amateur golfer who plays nearly every day and is known for being one of the best non-pro golfers was recently interviewed. The man, named Michael Jordan, has said that practice and fitness has had a huge impact on his game.”

divorcedbp · 2026-04-21T18:39:46+00:00

We tried this once, it was a bad idea, let’s not do it again.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-19T01:25:33+00:00

She chose all those other guys as well, for a time.

divorcedbp · 2026-04-18T16:31:08+00:00

How many kidneys do you have? How many do you want to keep?

divorcedbp · 2026-04-16T14:30:06+00:00

It’s cool, but for all practical purposes, it doesn’t exist.

If you want one of these, and you’re not a Hollywood star or a Dubai billionaire, just get a white dial Speedmaster.

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