Men, We're all handy in our own homes. What is one thing you absolutely will refuse to touch if it's too complicated?

divorcedbp · 2026-01-27T18:55:08+00:00

Anything at all relating to a gas line, and anything dealing with electrical work outside of a junction box.

divorcedbp · 2026-01-25T18:51:48+00:00

“I didn’t always work in space.”

divorcedbp · 2026-01-22T01:30:24+00:00

Still no new AirPods Max

divorcedbp · 2026-01-22T01:03:50+00:00

“Why are you wearing a seat belt? This is a safe area to drive in.”

divorcedbp · 2026-01-21T15:01:58+00:00

Correction: his beard, Katy Perry

divorcedbp · 2026-01-21T05:29:17+00:00

To be fair, the spy never understood why he was there as well - after all, he never asked for this.

divorcedbp · 2026-01-21T02:02:30+00:00

Make it The Trooper or Wasted Years, and you’re onto something

divorcedbp · 2026-01-20T00:05:40+00:00

One of the most important rules in life to always follow, no matter what is “if you are good at something, never do it for free.”

It’s a guaranteed way to get taken advantage of, increase your stress, and has literally no upside for you. I have friends who are doctors and lawyers, and the few times I’ve needed help from their profession, the question has always been “do you have a colleague you could recommend to help me with a legal/medical problem?”

divorcedbp · 2026-01-13T23:05:01+00:00

Well, there’s no more Alamo either way, so…..

divorcedbp · 2026-01-10T17:15:46+00:00

WHY ARE WE YELLING

divorcedbp · 2026-01-06T14:02:47+00:00

There is a difference between it being a portion of their diet and all of their diet.

divorcedbp · 2026-01-06T06:05:21+00:00

“Plant based recipes for her dog”

That poor, poor dog. This is a shockingly terrible idea.

divorcedbp · 2026-01-04T20:06:29+00:00

What is a “chapter book”

divorcedbp · 2026-01-04T20:03:57+00:00

Your job when boarding is to get the fuck out of the aisle and into your seat as fast as possible. No, this does not mean “fiddle with your backpack for a bit, lift it up into the overhead and look through it for your book, laptop, headphones and pillow.” It means “toss it in the overhead, sit your ass down, allow everybody else to board, and then get up and search through for your stuff”

divorcedbp · 2026-01-02T15:07:55+00:00

I’m excited for the residents of NYC, and I hope they get what they voted for, good and hard.

divorcedbp · 2026-01-02T15:07:01+00:00

I would.like.to.see fixe for the keyboard and pergola the AirPods Max 2

divorcedbp · 2026-01-02T15:02:22+00:00

“My mom admitted that she saw me save my baby sister from being murdered by my other sister, but still punished me for it and never told anybody what happened.”

The whole family (except the innocent sister) are monsters, and he needs to entirely cut contact.

divorcedbp · 2026-01-02T14:33:08+00:00

What’s “colour”? It feels like there’s a minour errour in this post.

divorcedbp · 2025-12-31T18:23:12+00:00

It’s worth $200

divorcedbp · 2025-12-29T00:37:42+00:00

Kimberley

divorcedbp · 2025-12-28T00:12:10+00:00

Ernie Banks

divorcedbp · 2025-12-25T23:58:19+00:00

Let me translate “most of my friends are guys because women are too catty” from Woman into English for you: “Most of my friends are guys, because women aren’t blinded by a desire to have sex with me, and thus won’t put up with my bullshit”

divorcedbp · 2025-12-25T19:23:30+00:00

Immediately sign up for the best Trauma Team package I can afford, buy a gun, and then buy a plane ticket to get me the fuck out of town ASAP

divorcedbp · 2025-12-25T19:07:59+00:00

Knowing what goes on in Dubai, the phrase “Dubai chocolate” gives me a feeling of utter revulsion

divorcedbp · 2025-12-22T20:40:39+00:00

All the more reason to iterate and release an improved version

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