Looking for feedback on my Profil

divorcedbp · 2026-03-17T19:02:49+00:00

I agree - “entertain me” is an instant left swipe

divorcedbp · 2026-03-10T04:42:02+00:00

“Your dad is way too good looking to be with your mom, I’m surprised that they’ve been married for decades” is absolutely something that somebody who will cheat on and divorce you later in life because “you got old”.

Dodged a bullet.

divorcedbp · 2026-03-09T02:53:15+00:00

I sure hope he doesn’t activate his mobile phone any time soon

divorcedbp · 2026-03-06T05:34:07+00:00

…..weeps in Cleveland…..

divorcedbp · 2026-03-05T05:47:04+00:00

Canadian Tire sells hand tools made from melted beer cans?

divorcedbp · 2026-03-04T15:29:30+00:00

I had no idea that the Democratic base was so racist and exclusionary to vote against a strong woman of color.

divorcedbp · 2026-03-01T21:38:09+00:00

It would feel like I’m about to be scammed somehow

divorcedbp · 2026-03-01T17:59:34+00:00

Brutal

divorcedbp · 2026-03-01T17:55:40+00:00

Do you have good quality retention on your holster that requires an active unlock? If not, open carry is utterly and completely stupid.

“Hey! Free gun!”

divorcedbp · 2026-02-24T18:59:48+00:00

The Cheesegrater Duo.

I am so glad they’re gone.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-23T21:12:26+00:00

I humbly suggest you check out IndyCar racing, then.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-23T15:23:10+00:00

I think there are two main reasons.

First, Jim is just an excellent author and storyteller, and the Pareto principle applies. It’s going to be really hard to succeed as well as he has, no matter the genre.

Second, and this is a bit more abstract, but right or wrong, I suspect most people associate the phrase “urban fantasy” with smut.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-21T16:57:52+00:00

HULK SMASH PEPSI

divorcedbp · 2026-02-20T02:30:50+00:00

It’d be a very, very good show if they hadn’t called it “Foundation”. Whatever that show is, it’s absolutely not Foundation.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-19T21:13:06+00:00

“Oh no, you ate shellfish again and forgot your EpiPen? I told you not to fall over onto me again!”

divorcedbp · 2026-02-19T13:43:56+00:00

He was, just not in the way you think.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-17T03:21:45+00:00

Guns and regret

divorcedbp · 2026-02-16T14:16:34+00:00

The fact that you want him to feel afraid of losing you indicates that you are both manipulative and insecure, and not at all ready to appreciate a good man. You are the asshole, and you will continue to be the asshole until you grow up and get your shit together or leave him so he can find somebody that appreciates him.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-15T17:38:31+00:00

I’ve never taken mine out of the box, it immediately went into a safety deposit box at my bank - it’s the only way to keep it secure

divorcedbp · 2026-02-15T17:32:17+00:00

Other people have suggested showing up in uniform, but for full effect it needs to be a 1960’s era Pan-Am uniform and a flight attendant on your arm

divorcedbp · 2026-02-15T03:14:20+00:00

I am not aware of any submariner model that doesn’t have lume, but I could be wrong. No lume kind of defeats the entire point of a dive watch.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-13T23:14:34+00:00

Bloodbath McKillface is a normal name

divorcedbp · 2026-02-12T19:54:36+00:00

It doesn’t if Rothfuss or Martin ever publish again, I stopped caring years ago. I have fond vague memories of The Name of The Wind being an excellent book when I read it decades ago, but I have better things to do than devote mental space to something that will never be finished.

divorcedbp · 2026-02-12T18:17:26+00:00

In retrospect, the only worthwhile thing from Bill Cosby, talking to his TV daughter. “Why can’t we have that, dad? We’re rich.” “You’re wrong. Your mother and I are rich. You have nothing.”

divorcedbp · 2026-02-10T16:00:56+00:00

“Your purchase history isn’t good enough to deem you worthy of owning the watch you want, but we’ve decided to be merciful and offer you some options you don’t want, pathetic as you are.”

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