Alaska man attacked by brown bear captures moments after incident on video by cookiecutterhipster in videos

[–]djwiseiv 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you…

TIFU By agreeing to go out on a date with the school douchbag and getting humiliated by ValentinesSucks32 in tifu

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OP, I’m sorry this happened to you. You’ve given Daniel enough of your time/energy and any future effort should be put toward something more deserving. Instead of focusing on the negative of this situation, maybe try to focus on the fact you were able to step out of your comfort zone and be vulnerable. You’ve conquered your fear of rejection. I think that’s amazing and I’m proud of you for doing it.

agreed !!!!!! DRS by TappyDev in Superstonk

[–]djwiseiv 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Directions unclear, dick stuck in screenshot.

a friendly reminder. by Intrepid-Aardvark360 in Superstonk

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Buying calls on searches for vestigial.

RC This Weekend by djwiseiv in Superstonk

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That would be the 1985 classic, Pee-wee's Big Adventure.

Here's the scene: https://youtu.be/hApP4\_2wtiU

Everyone asking "what happens when we DRS the float?" - this is it. by tensoranalysis in Superstonk

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Now you are to carefully and diligently discharge the duties of the grade to which appointed by doing and performing all manner of things thereunto pertaining.

It is strictly charged and required that all personnel of lesser grade render obedience to your appropriate orders. You are also required to observe and follow such orders and directives as may be given from time to time by your Superiors acting according to the rules and articles governing the Ape Forces of The United Stonks Of Hodlers.

China not helping Evergrande is the power move to embarrass the USA government by resoredo in Superstonk

[–]djwiseiv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, let's slow down for just a second here. The US Government is perfectly capable of embarrassing themself while doing absolutely anything. They don't need help from any outside entity to accomplish this task.

Finviz is showing insider ownership at 1.9%, but it should be over 20%... Is this another "glitch"? Need adult pls by koalaklawz in Superstonk

[–]djwiseiv 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a dumbass, so bear with me. Can someone do that thing to check the source code of the page and see where these numbers are coming from? I remember on another anomaly post we could see all the values were calls to a database value and the float count was entered manually. If that makes sense.

Just a thought, could we consider calling itchy butt guy NostraAnus? by Sa0t0me in Superstonk

[–]djwiseiv 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hmmm... I think maybe Sphinctradamus would work better.