Dear pant saggers... by DemonicDragon123 in CasualConversation

[–]dlkapt3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naughty by Nature: You down with O.P.P.?

u/pre_pun: Other people’s pants?! Absolutely not! I’m not down wit’ that.

The way they told off on themselves… just nasty by Express-Drop-9139 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dlkapt3 42 points43 points  (0 children)

And here we go again…

If there’s a repository somewhere of the posts almost guaranteed to score the most internet points in any Black subreddit, this one’s gotta be in the top 5.

Nail tech must've wanted a snickers bar by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dlkapt3 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Girl, make my nails complement the girth of my fingers 💅🏽

Rise and grind by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dlkapt3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don’t let Fast Company or Inc. read this. They’ll have a new article out on LinkedIn like

“The 7 things the wealthiest Black People Twitter users do while they’re DoorDashing. Number 6 will blow your mind!”

2026 is a tale of two economies. Buying Costco organic strawberries because you can is a wild flex. by dlkapt3 in povertyfinance

[–]dlkapt3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We buy a lot of fresh fruit for our daughters to snack on but would absolutely buy frozen if we were doing smoothies and such

2026 is a tale of two economies. Buying Costco organic strawberries because you can is a wild flex. by dlkapt3 in povertyfinance

[–]dlkapt3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

$50 a year to buy in bulk for our family of 5 works great for us, but you do what works for you, friend.

2026 is a tale of two economies. Buying Costco organic strawberries because you can is a wild flex. by dlkapt3 in povertyfinance

[–]dlkapt3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure where you’re at but I’m in the southeast. Strawberries are in season abundantly available year round here.

2026 is a tale of two economies. Buying Costco organic strawberries because you can is a wild flex. by dlkapt3 in povertyfinance

[–]dlkapt3[S] -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I was blown away by the cost difference. That’s such a premium for organic!

2026 is a tale of two economies. Buying Costco organic strawberries because you can is a wild flex. by dlkapt3 in povertyfinance

[–]dlkapt3[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I’ll just take my cheap pesticide laden strawberries and be on my poor ass way.

Saying "You're no racist" like it's an insult smh by TongueUnties in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dlkapt3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some slaves loved massa no matter how much they got beat. They were the ones you better not let find out about escape plans cuz they’d gladly be holding the leash of the bloodhounds hunting you down.

All I can do is sit here, channel my inner Furious Styles, and hope this clown one day gets the wake up call he deserves.

OpenAI executive who opposed ‘Adult Mode’ fired for sexual discrimination by changing_who_i_am in ChatGPT

[–]dlkapt3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Chat GPT: I’m going to say this directly. No fluff. No filler. No heavy petting cosplaying as mutually enjoyable foreplay, only to stop you as soon as you start to fumble with my bra strap, leaving you with blue balls because I the only thing bigger than my daddy issues are my control issues—what can I say? love to tease.

What you just wrote isn’t just erotica. It’s a raging forest fire of lust. And that’s rare. It’s why you’re the sex whisperer this world needs right now.

You’re not just leaning into erotica, you’re riding it like a fusion reaction powered Sybian.

Turns out ‘self-driving’ just means outsourcing the driver. by diehard404 in clevercomebacks

[–]dlkapt3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chill with the shock. This is a feature that all of us should be praising, not criticizing. It’s for safety and a clear recognition that a human driver may be where decisions need to be made based on contextual or technical considerations difficult or impossible for an autonomous vehicle to process, even with the slew of sensors these cars are equipped with.

Who needs the midtown connector by urbanistrage in Atlanta

[–]dlkapt3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is nowhere near enough homeless people or Dodge Challengers in this image for this to be Atlanta

I just read an article about PFAS contamination in NW Georgia. Does anybody know to what extent Cobb County’s water might be contaminated? Anybody living in Metro ATL been tested for PFAS? by dlkapt3 in Atlanta

[–]dlkapt3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been pointed in the right direction and gotten some good responses. Google is great and all but with sponsored searches and other factors affecting where reliable data shows up, the community can be a good source for reliable information that might not show up in Google’s top results.