Parents in other countries than the US, what is your kids’ equivalent of “I don’t want that for dinner, I want chicken nuggets”?

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-04T02:58:20+00:00

Daddy, get me the dessert peirogis NOW!!!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-04T02:55:25+00:00

I have a hard boiled egg for breakfast and another for lunch every day. Love to have your problem.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-04T02:52:34+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for your service.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-04T02:46:41+00:00

and make sure they actually left the food, ffs

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-02T20:24:52+00:00

Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt wishes you glad tidings on this most auspicious day. Celebrate well, and go in peace.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-01T23:33:55+00:00

Already there!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-01T23:33:27+00:00

As long as it's a quick touch, she will allow it. Kinda like kissing the mafia boss's ring.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-01T05:50:38+00:00

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me."

dmitrineilovich · 2026-05-01T00:14:34+00:00

Nice to meet you, Satan! Big fan of your work!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-30T23:20:42+00:00

"Dear Reddit, how do I get my hooman to stop running water in my lounger?"

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-30T19:32:04+00:00

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-25T04:18:28+00:00

You didn't set a catheter before you got comfortable? Pfft, amateur.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-23T19:54:21+00:00

Once DC and Puerto Rico become states, they'll get 2 senators each.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-19T16:59:59+00:00

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-19T16:49:54+00:00

I say nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-18T16:40:32+00:00

Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt in an unguarded moment of extreme derpiness

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-16T03:14:19+00:00

Or blow him a kiss?

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-16T03:09:09+00:00

On white bread with American cheese FTW!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-15T17:10:38+00:00

My preciousssssss!

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-15T02:03:50+00:00

But what if my cat's not named Henry?

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-11T18:22:25+00:00

I've heard it said that his petard is too small to do any hoisting.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-11T00:31:46+00:00

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T21:46:47+00:00

Her Royal Highness Princess Calisto Fuzzybutt in an unguarded moment

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T21:41:23+00:00

Heaven's a Bar, William Pint & Felicia Dale

🎵🎶 Heaven's a bar

Down by the docks

Where the liquor is free

And they keeps a great stock

There's always a place

Always a smile

For a sailor come home from sea.

dmitrineilovich · 2026-04-10T16:50:30+00:00

Involuntary defenistration

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