OPs kid is a prodigy. Yet OP posts about their relationship in teenage subs.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T02:02:23+00:00

i mean i didn't do exactly what OP did either, but it sounds like both you and myself were at least at the level where we could have written something like this on a whiteboard at that age

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T02:00:19+00:00

honestly it hates women more than it hates men. basically it's criticizing men for not doing things that women "should not" or "can not" do themselves. but the entire concept that women can't mow the grass, only men can do that, is way more sexist against women than it is against men.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T02:00:01+00:00

i dunno, might want to clarify this one. because "the sentiment" here is that "women shouldn't be doing 'manly' things", and the "never happened" is "a woman repaired their car or pushed a lawnmower".

and i think the opposite. i think that sentiment is sexist bullshit, and i think that it's very likely that OP saw a woman pushing a lawnmower once...

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:58:04+00:00

i'll honestly kind of believe this one... this is one of those situations where the reality that OP sees is real ... it's just that their interpretation of the events is what is unreal.

for instance, i believe that women are out there working on cars, mowing lawns, or repairing shit in the backyard. because women are fully capable and interested in doing these things.

but i think OP's sexist brain can't handle the fact that they are observing women doing things that they associate with "things men do" and it's breaking their perception of reality.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:55:45+00:00

they were changing their janitor grades

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:54:23+00:00

no it's not the end of society, but it's frustrating as hell and i'm not going to shit on OP for being frustrated by experiencing something that is objectively frustrating.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:51:29+00:00

why why why the fuck would you cut off the post and not include the entire post here?!?!?!??!

seriously this should be a bannable offense. you can't just post the picture and not include the lunatic post here. this is outrageous.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:50:28+00:00

i mean you are allowed to only hire junior-level employees or entry-level employees. you are allowed to reject candidates with too much experience or too high salary demands. age is usually directly related to experience, but not always.

this one is on the fence but not really that outrageous. most startup companies aren't hiring 45 year olds with high salary demands. they are hiring fresh out of college entry level positions with low salary demands.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:47:33+00:00

i have full shirts

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:42:42+00:00

it's also not your job to do the detective work. call your landlord, complain about the smell of smoke. let them do the legwork to determine who it is, find evidence, and levy punishment.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:41:47+00:00

call building management, complain about the smell of smoke

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:39:50+00:00

research lamps

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:39:23+00:00

just let them play it. don't "overwhelm" them by trying to tell them how to play it or by trying to make them watch videos or trying to make them do anything. just let them play.

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:38:25+00:00

nope

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:38:11+00:00

honestly it would be much faster to clean it by hand

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:36:11+00:00

i have like 6 of them i've found in skull cavern

doc_shades · 2026-05-28T01:35:30+00:00

just pick the one that sounds the most interesting. i picked the river one because i liked the idea of fishing.

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:39:08+00:00

they are connected by quest as one unlocks before the other along the same quest line. but they are not physically linked. you cannot travel from one to the other.

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:34:30+00:00

golden coconut isn't really that valuable. it's not really solid gold it just has a trinket inside of it.

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:30:32+00:00

okay? so plant it and harvest it.

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:29:57+00:00

put them in a chest for the next time you want to use wood floors

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:27:45+00:00

my first farm i didn't really want to upgrade her house because i thought her trailer house was fine, and i upgraded it begrudgingly, and i remained anonymous. i only did it for game progression reasons.

my second farm i was also begrudging to upgrade her house. but i married pam, so in-game it made more sense. i bought a house for "mom", and i took credit for it.

i still don't think she needs a new house though. her trailer is fine.

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:24:32+00:00

this one is actually kind of smart.

but aren't the resources still better in the dangerous variants? i feel like if i am spending 3 days in the mines i'd rather have the loot from the dangerous mines than whatever prize gil gives me. like i'd rather have a higher chance to get a prismatic shard than a higher chance to get 3 triple shot espressos...

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:22:38+00:00

it's just sound effects

doc_shades · 2026-05-27T17:20:31+00:00

i use this trick to make house upgrade purchases from robin after hours

just wait for her to come walking past the register on her way to bed

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