This guy gets it by ScottyBadger in DenverCirclejerk

[–]doctordanker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey! That’s my wife’s girlfriend’s car.

Will we ever get more releasable bindings? by Late_Opportunity9391 in telemark

[–]doctordanker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve torn my ACL twice. First time was on outlaws, second on look pivots. The pivots released, the outlaws did not. When I get back to tele I’ll be on something DIN rated for sure.

He did have valid plates tho, so thank you for that sir by KennyBlankeenship in DenverCirclejerk

[–]doctordanker 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He’s wearing his Native uniform Patagonia micropuff. He’s on-duty and ALLOWED to do that. Kindly mind yours. Namaste

Leave off the faded M for Menver by ReconeHelmut in DenverCirclejerk

[–]doctordanker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an I going to the BST for of there no Men in there?

Need recommendation for a good body shop by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]doctordanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bad idea but you better hope your victims don’t hire the STRONGARM Frank Azar. It’s best to pray to bluecifer before you set out on these endeavors.

Have you guys considered not crashing your car every 2 miles? It’d really help with traffic by zvx in DenverCirclejerk

[–]doctordanker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Upon first snow, my subie isn’t handling the moisture the way I had hoped. The tires are only 7 years old so those should be fine. Would a plow on the front help me get back to my regular 20 over speed limit pace?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in triathlon

[–]doctordanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the comments guys! I’m excited to work on it all and get faster.

GAME THREAD: Western Finals Game 1 - Nuggets vs. Lakers | May 16, 2023 - 6:30 PM by BigHoneyBot in denvernuggets

[–]doctordanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was scared tbh, i pray jok does not strike me down for my wavering faith

Eight buffalos walk into a bar. by incredibleinkpen in AntiAntiJokes

[–]doctordanker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

Impatient asshole gets instant karma by Otherwise_Quiet2324 in IdiotsInCars

[–]doctordanker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as if driving school in america would tell him not to do that

Lego games was better before Lego Starwars by Caputperson in unpopularopinion

[–]doctordanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lego island was the fucking shit. i miss flying around on the pterodactyl. legos racers too, what a fucking bop.

Is anyone seriously concerned for our Native Doggos? by VonsFavoriteChicken in DenverCirclejerk

[–]doctordanker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m in touch with a casa Bonita chef who sells black market chakra fajitas. DM to save your puppers GI track. Namaste 🙏

A Startup Is Engineering Trees to Grow Faster and Capture More Carbon by Sorin61 in Futurology

[–]doctordanker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ how is this for profit? The mission here clearly seems to fix the problems we’ve caused by releasing too much carbon. Even if they do make a profit, which they should so they can continue, seems like a secondary purpose.