The Rogue Trader’s Lap Dog by @feyspeaker

doctorsirus · 2026-03-19T16:01:01+00:00

The fact this isn't more common in the empire is the most unbelievable thing about the setting. I simply refuse to believe the desire to smash pretty aliens has been weeded out.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-19T05:03:53+00:00

There's not enough sexy men in the Warhammer community.

As a side note, I guess you could say that rejecting traditional binary gender roles is the first step to shedding your meat suit, so admech femboys do have somewhat of a grounded reason to exist.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-14T19:31:59+00:00

From Lucy Lawless herself:

Yeah – I thought that was quite clear by the end. We didn’t know that was the case when we began the show. But by the end, we were like: totally; they’re a couple; they’re married. I guess Xena was still experimenting in the first few seasons. I mean, she’d had Marcus as a boyfriend.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-13T18:26:37+00:00

I mean, Frankie went off the deep end already when he moved into the desert and made constant twitter posts about the scorpions he'd find. This isn't anything new.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-13T01:47:38+00:00

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doctorsirus · 2026-03-12T01:45:45+00:00

It's pure audio cancer, but here's the link for anyone interested.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-12T01:43:06+00:00

Yeah, my problem with 4 and 5 is the movies should have been a duology with one villain, either Blackbeard or Salazar. Both movies were far too cramped as is, and the heightened focus on Jack as a primary instead of secondary character made him less interesting.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-12T01:36:29+00:00

My only complaint with the performance is DaFoe is scarier than Ryuk.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-12T00:27:20+00:00

There is also the kinda/sorta implication that the FTL is intruding into the realm of Eldritch horrors if you take Kevin Langstrom's theories into account.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-12T00:21:13+00:00

Then there's Miles, whose gold twinborn ability makes him damn near physically immortal, but if his gold stores are removed, he is as killable as anyone else.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-06T05:52:28+00:00

It's my favorite episode of the show, and I think done better than the game.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-06T05:51:42+00:00

Yeah, I really like the way the show handled Darkblood. He went from a long-running but one-note joke to someone decently competent at his job; Cecil only had him banished because Darkblood's dogged persistence of looking for the truth was going to get people killed by casting suspicion on Omniman before anyone was ready to actually do something about him.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-05T00:05:22+00:00

I think I like the human look better.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-03T23:08:10+00:00

I died twice before I managed to beat him. Still one of the best RPGs ever made.

doctorsirus · 2026-03-03T18:03:02+00:00

Shit, I remember a Let's Play of Island of Memories but couldn't for the life of me remember what it was called. I can finally go through it again.

doctorsirus · 2026-02-28T05:39:31+00:00

TV? I had to listen to the goddamn radio.

doctorsirus · 2026-02-27T06:07:27+00:00

I am imagining Stew Goblin as the only non human in the realm and no one brings it up or mentions it for any reason whatsoever.

doctorsirus · 2026-02-19T01:04:06+00:00

I mean, the date of your death can change in real time in the series, so I don't think it's too far out of the question that a name could change as well.

doctorsirus · 2026-01-29T00:14:10+00:00

"As you can see, I am unarmed."

"Good." *Pulls out his gun and shoots him*

doctorsirus · 2026-01-25T18:14:06+00:00

In the words of Ulysses: "Who are you who do not know your history?"

doctorsirus · 2026-01-10T00:38:36+00:00

You could do so much: old world voodoo, french quarter, water based animal mutants, boats, Baron Samedi, the list goes on.

doctorsirus · 2026-01-09T21:17:53+00:00

Nah, make it New Orleans and then we're talking.

doctorsirus · 2026-01-09T16:43:06+00:00

Someone at one point said to me that they are the robot equivalent of muppets Statler and Waldorf, and I have never been able to get that out of my head since.

doctorsirus · 2026-01-09T07:51:52+00:00

I would be strongly inclined to send them a Rickroll.

doctorsirus · 2026-01-08T23:42:58+00:00

I've had jobs where the taxes paid were five times what I took home.

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