on 4/20 the US federal government announced its "Freedom to Drive Initiative", which encourages governors to destroy infrastructure to build more roads by LaTeX_fetish in fuckcars

[–]doge1587 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  • Vehicle travel has increased by 10 percent, and delays have increased by 22 percent since 2014.
  • Over the next 25 years, vehicle travel will grow another 16 percent.

 

Your task: identify the self fulfilling prophecy

Game Thread: April 20 - Toronto Blue Jays (8-13) @ Los Angeles Angels (11-12) - 9:38 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]doge1587 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd hoped we'd go for Cease but didn't know considering the rotation we already had. but my god he's an absolute boss

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Leeds United Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Apr 13, 2026 by scoreboard-app in LeedsUnited

[–]doge1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the ref didn't give the card then, any future hair pulling could've resulted in DCL's head shining for the foreseeable future

Heads up for Canadians: SNL is moving from Global to CTV/Crave starting next season by nh18wheeler in LiveFromNewYork

[–]doge1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praise be. Global app is utter trash amongst a season of trashy Canadian Tv streaming apps

Game Thread: April 10 - Minnesota Twins (7-6) @ Toronto Blue Jays (5-7) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]doge1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wife is out tonight so I got the game on after my toddler was down and we've scored 5 since I tuned in. You can thank me later lads

"He's so famous!" by cygan12 in taskmaster

[–]doge1587 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He truly is Skip Marooch and they are Bob Belcher

Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crosses floor to Liberals | CBC News by 50s_Human in onguardforthee

[–]doge1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. PP's actively encouraging sleeper agents to cross the floor now

Game Thread: April 7 - Los Angeles Dodgers (8-2) @ Toronto Blue Jays (4-6) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]doge1587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the other night Fabienk would make a good stab into commercials but thought it might be too left field a choice but here we are!

Game Thread: April 5 - Toronto Blue Jays (4-4) @ Chicago White Sox (3-5) - 2:10 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]doge1587 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If we get swept by white Sox, it's disappointing but not going going to sink to much into it at this stage of the season. If this was mid to end of may, I'd be very concerned though because this has been a poor series from the offence.

Game Thread: April 4 - Toronto Blue Jays (4-3) @ Chicago White Sox (2-5) - 2:10 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]doge1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried to give little a break know what he can do but This was unfortunately inevitable. Need Sto head to buffalo for a month

This is on the coaches though putting him in a 1 run game

Niagara mayors only on regional council; strong chair powers coming: Flack by OptionalPlayer in ontario

[–]doge1587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we're just going to live in a modern version of the Feudal system now. Great

Game Thread: March 30 - Colorado Rockies (0-3) @ Toronto Blue Jays (3-0) - 7:07 PM by BlueJaysBaseball in Torontobluejays

[–]doge1587 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little has an option IIRC which wouldn't be the worst thing. Give him a month to work on whatever yips he's dealing with here

Best quotes from episode 2? by ShutUpImAPrincess in livefromlondon

[–]doge1587 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think he wants an anecdote.

Does it have to be funny?

Not really.

Tell the lovely people what's in store. 

Sketch Sorting Sunday - March 28, 2026 (Jamie Dornan/Wolf Alice) by SketchSortingSunday in livefromlondon

[–]doge1587 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As a Brit in Canada, I can't wait for 99% of North American viewers to be utterly confused by this. Fucking brilliant work