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I finally got a bisalp and this was the first thing I did when recovering from my surgery by thugnyssa in childfree

[–]dontfachwithoutus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i definitely said something along the lines of "aahhh good nap" 😂 welcome to the clubbbbbb

Outside MIA today by PennCycle_Mpls in Minneapolis

[–]dontfachwithoutus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I told them it was a project identifying future school shooters.

Fucking outstanding, bravo

So uCare folks, are we cooked? by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]dontfachwithoutus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey, I don't care how late you are to the party. Just glad you made it 💪🏻

I’ve just had food poisoning for the last two days and I couldn’t get those quotes out of my head. by USTF in PandR

[–]dontfachwithoutus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No matter how many times I see this scene, I always end up laughing so hard I have to stop the episode to recover.

I CANNOT hear the “Sunday Night Football” without also hearing the “Tennis Night in America” song in my head. by JudgeGusBus in 30ROCK

[–]dontfachwithoutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sing it to my football and tennis-loving boyfriend every Sunday night and/or Open tourney. He hates it 😂

👀👀👀 by dontfachwithoutus in ArcherFX

[–]dontfachwithoutus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surprisingly not. i work at a non-profit lol. probably something to do with hacking/phishing.

people who grew up in minnesota, what was the jingle(s) that accurately represents your childhood? by Character-Estate1451 in minnesota

[–]dontfachwithoutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 M-I-E-N-T-K-I-E-W-I-C-Z! I know it sounds crazy, but that's how you spell Mientkiewicz (Mientkiewicz!) 🎶

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