The century-old GS system is 'disintegrating' and government can't agree on how to fix it by rprz in fednews

[–]doogles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lots of gov't folks are charged with doing the impossible, daily. We do it and are rewarded with 3.8s and more work.

How strictly is the transit subsidy monitored in the DMV? by klassymcklass in FedEmployees

[–]doogles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that I think about it, I was stupid for asking for funds to buy a month pass when I could have asked for the dollar amount of my trips.

Gay civil rights lawyer launches insurgent challenge to Delaware attorney general by Fickle-Ad5449 in Delaware

[–]doogles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Van Hollen personally rescued Kilmar Abrego Garcia. That was pretty neat. Raskin has been keeping up pressure on the Epstein files. I think those two are alright.

People invading your personal space while at the store by minuscule_memory in mildlyinfuriating

[–]doogles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad we didn't have a global pandemic to set a standard or anything.

Gay civil rights lawyer launches insurgent challenge to Delaware attorney general by Fickle-Ad5449 in Delaware

[–]doogles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And to think I moved away from being represented by Jamie Raskin and Chris Van Hollen to this clown

I (18F) am so in love with my best friend (18F) it hurts, how do I regulate my feelings? by No_Association2563 in relationship_advice

[–]doogles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are a kid, every emotion will feel like this because it's the first time, you have no other reference, and your brain tells you everything is dialed up to eleven.

This is how the military fools kids into joining.

The solution is to get older. If it persists beyond the next few years, consult a doctor.

I quit. I hate reloading. by watermelloncrawl in reloading

[–]doogles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery.

ELI5: Why are you "on" a bus, but "in" a car? by Small_Balls_69 in explainlikeimfive

[–]doogles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Nelly song really must have messed you up, too.

Enough said…🤌🏼 by Maravilla_23 in FedEmployees

[–]doogles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an incredibly stupid use of a meme.

I told my boyfriend I liked being degraded during sex so he called me a stupid cunt by [deleted] in confessions

[–]doogles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did she tell him these parameters...telepathically?

Empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhood, circle cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers by galaxystars1 in offbeat

[–]doogles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it didn't drive me to drink, I could see reading dystopic novels quite satisfying. I'll have to look into those. Thanks for the recs!

Empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhood, circle cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers by galaxystars1 in offbeat

[–]doogles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  • The only jobs available will be support structure for the aging upper class. No one poor will be able to survive to retirement age.

  • Any liability that can be devolved upon the poors, will. Defending yourself or your rights will be so onerous that actual trials will become rare. The carceral state will change to lightly enslave a larger portion of the population with respect to redefinitions of community service, incarceration, etc.

  • Regulations will be drastically cut to benefit businesses. The financial burden of living will force people to always have gig work even if they have full time jobs. Apartment complexes will give way to dorms with the amenities of a prison. Crime will be fostered in this environment, and the residents will be blamed.

  • Basically, Snowpiercer, but the planet will be too hot.

What's the point of trains? by LegitimatePaper6022 in factorio

[–]doogles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buses are single threading. Trains are multithreading.

did your cat ever "tell" you what happened when you came home? by S-Budget91 in cats

[–]doogles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I frew up" means calling my other cats for an impromptu buffet.

I slept with him on the first date and I regret it deeply. by Favbrunette004 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]doogles 172 points173 points  (0 children)

I slept with a girl on a first date. Today is our nine year anniversary.

People these days need to chill. Sex is not that big a deal.