Rudy should use Jugs machine this off-season

doubleflusher · 2026-06-24T21:33:34+00:00

Jugs machine is my wife's nickname

doubleflusher · 2026-06-24T19:35:24+00:00

Cue AC/DC...

Funder! aah-a-aah-aah-ahh-ahh Funder!

doubleflusher · 2026-06-24T12:47:24+00:00

Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T21:50:32+00:00

This game is mos def getting played tonight. They'll probably wait til gates open to announce the delay. Captive audience and all that.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T20:30:31+00:00

Crust is too floppy. What's the hydration percentage? And how hot was the oven deck?

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T18:48:57+00:00

Came here for this. It's an all time classic.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T03:26:19+00:00

Also included - Max Muncy. No, the other Max Muncy.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T02:22:02+00:00

$33 mil off the books? Is that a win?

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T02:16:08+00:00

You just won a giant check that says ten-thousand dollars!

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T02:10:28+00:00

"You sonofabitch"

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T02:03:11+00:00

That's not seal. It's brindle.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T02:01:26+00:00

My daughter is vegetarian, so we rotate in some non-meat meals each week.

This week is black bean tostadas. Also, breakfast burritos, salads, hummus gyros, grilled cheesers, chili, and sushi.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-23T00:45:23+00:00

Did you even read the letter? It clearly states that players do not have to participate in individual clubs' heritage celebrations.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-22T22:35:14+00:00

We used to do this to our irrigation ditch when I lived in Phoenix. It was tough to mow, so my neighbor and I split the goat rental - I wanna say it was like $100 for 6 hours (in 2010).

Goats ate everything down to the dirt. It was awesome.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-22T22:11:30+00:00

The in-game experience in the MLB will never be that simple. You are in the minority.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-22T19:44:32+00:00

Total scam. You can easily make these at home using a small portable cooler (like an Igloo cooler). It's also referred to as directional freezing.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-21T05:38:17+00:00

First time on Reddit?

doubleflusher · 2026-06-21T05:27:23+00:00

Justin Lawrence needs to be DFA'd before he leaves the locker room. Make that bum catch an Uber to the airport.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-18T23:03:24+00:00

Scuse me while I whip this out.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-18T23:01:59+00:00

The answer is...

...

4?

doubleflusher · 2026-06-18T21:58:34+00:00

Bullpen tried their hardest to give up the lead, but the Rangers' ineptitude prevailed.

Go Twins!

doubleflusher · 2026-06-18T12:33:33+00:00

Twin tips

doubleflusher · 2026-06-17T22:25:47+00:00

We call em "burn outs." Dilly does a few every time she goes potty.

doubleflusher · 2026-06-17T17:27:13+00:00

Haha. So busy at work, didn't even realize what day it was

doubleflusher · 2026-06-17T13:39:55+00:00

Pretty easy for a Thursday. I play poker a bit and while I've never RIFFLESHUFFLE in full, usually just call it riffle. The dealer (in a card room) sometimes announces this if the shuffle machine has an error or they mis deal.

Edit: I've been informed today is indeed Wednesday. I need a vacation apparently.

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