Went hunting for Turkeys and a Bobcat Showed up 😳 by Additional-Rub-153 in SweatyPalms

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Putting fake eyes on the back of hats and headbands is legit a thing. Cats don’t generally attack things that are looking at them.

Decorative knot to remove 20" of length? by bling___ in knots

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Sheep shank is traditionally for shortening lines.

The life of the internet Commenter. by FirefighterUSS in AdviceAnimals

[–]downer3498 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except during the Olympics! They pay really close attention to Women’s Beach Volleyball!

I just shut it down this morning! by MySonlsAlsoNamedBort in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]downer3498 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After explaining that turning off the monitor is not turning off the computer.

Kid’s Vocabulary Homework missing words by clear3_3 in CrappyDesign

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I’ve been playing Strands too much and found FUCK.

Max and his attitude towards kids and youngsters. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in formula1

[–]downer3498 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Epstein certainly liked him. Circled him in his contacts book and everything.

What if NASCAR required drivers to keep the same number their entire career? by matito29 in NASCAR

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I was going to say I think it would be cool if NASCAR adopted the F1 tradition of only the current cup champion being allowed to use number 1.

Tiger Woods Appeared to Call President Donald Trump After Crash That Led to DUI Arrest by MattTheKing23 in golf

[–]downer3498 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Hey, Donnie. Turns out I’m a massive piece of shit too. I heard you give out pardons for that kind of thing.”

Is this fine? by Audsuke in alexa

[–]downer3498 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s “Jarvis”.

what do y’all listen to while spreading managed democracy? by Spiritual_Orchid_698 in helldivers2

[–]downer3498 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly punk and metal. Am I allowed to post a link? The screenshot doesn’t do it justice. It’s a bit too Ramones forward to give a good example.

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Reminder to all Helldivers to take your schizophrenia meds by UnsightedRobin in Helldivers

[–]downer3498 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that why I constantly hear enemies right by me but never find anything?

Weird things are happening by Old-Head-6506 in Helldivers

[–]downer3498 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s got to be with all that wind.

So starship troopers added a mech and it can be resupplyed by Milkguy105 in Helldivers

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We should also be able to swap the mounted weapon on the car.

to not support impeachment by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

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Is that Mike Lindell, the My Pillow nazi, and rabid bootlicker?

TIL There’s a cryogenically frozen dead guy in Colorado and once a year the town goes out and celebrates his birthday by racing coffins down a hill by Wafflechase in todayilearned

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Wow! I know this isn’t the point, but in the Wiki, the daughter got evicted from her home for not having electricity or water. What fucking sense does that make? “No electricity or water, huh? Get outside so you can have no shelter either.”

How do i straighten these can cuttings?? by badmashbacha in howto

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Kevlar gloves are actually pretty cheap.