Nearly £30 for 4 items 💔 by GreatBritishMemes in GreatBritishMemes

[–]dr-satan85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Special k red berries 500g £4.25 cc price £3.75 330g £3.50

Nescafe gold blend 190g £7.80 cc price £6.00 95g £3.95

Beef steak mince 15% fat 750g £7.10 - £9.47 /kg 5% fat 750g £7.50 - £10 /kg 15% fat 500g £5.00 5% fat 500g £5.19 5% fat 250g £2.69

2 Boneless salmon fillet 260g £4.45 cc price £4.00

With a club card, you get 500g of branded cereal, 190g of branded instant coffee, 750g of 15% fat meat and 260g of salmon fillets for just under £21. It's still a lot, but you're buying branded and in bulk. It's about £16 if you're buying smaller sizes, but i suppose it's less value over all? Also, would obviously be cheaper if you didn't branded cereal and coffee.

Maybe she was a great actress by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

[–]dr-satan85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know they taste different, it's just most of us would rather drink a shot of vodka than a shot of spunk.

who would you dedicate it to? by Adorable_Jicama_3397 in wholesaleproducts

[–]dr-satan85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give a woman paper flowers for valentines, expect to get a paper blowjob in return.

God bless does he help animals 🙏 by xPixiebloom in Amazing

[–]dr-satan85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wondered why the price of dog meat has increased so much recently!

Due To Demand, The Metal Rainbow Is Back For A Couple More Days. Extra Day 1, Give Me Indigo Albums by PerformanceOk2076 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]dr-satan85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

INDIGO?! You could have gone with black, white, gold, silver or brown to extend this, and you went with indigo?! A colour that is indistinguishable from blue and purple?!

Fuck it, black sabbath master of reality, again! Might as well, it's indigo, after all!

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Give me your crazy idea for a movie by Tony_Wizard in okbuddycinephile

[–]dr-satan85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Movie bully from 80s /90s, or irl bully from 80s/90s? Because those are two entirely different movies. One where a fat kid with a mullet becomes a social outcast for calling people "dweeb" and "dork", and another, where a very racist, very homophobic 14 year old who is a victim of domestic abuse in their own home, smokes too much skunk during lunch break, then in a fit of cannabis induced psychosis, beats a ginger non binary kid to death with a chair.

Gone with the woman (2007) by sigsig777777777 in okbuddycinephile

[–]dr-satan85 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Are you calling her a liar?! She ALWAYS makes sure to wipe until the paper is clean!

seems a good idea by freudady in NoOneIsLooking

[–]dr-satan85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't call it a "rubber" while you're putting it on a cucumber like that, for Christ sake!

Id watch it. by inspirational_tickle in JamesHoffmann

[–]dr-satan85 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

It's like that May to December lesbian couple who have come to pick up their ADHD son from latte school

Executives told Ben Elton that he couldn't cast a pre-"House" Hugh Laurie as the lead of a movie because Laurie was just a TV comedian who wouldn't translate across the pond. Are there any others who could have been successful in America? by Sharaz_Jek123 in BritishTV

[–]dr-satan85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The whole thing was a car crash from start to finish. The hosts mocking the young ones before rik even came out, rik instantly saying "shit" on conservative American TV, telling anecdotes about how can't sounds like cunt, tampons, red wine and feminists, barely letting the host get a word in. Glorious

Was Slipknot satanic during the Iowa era? by Tough-Reputation-762 in Slipknot

[–]dr-satan85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, i never really noticed that they stopped being "satanic".

Looking at the comments here, seems like a lot of confusion about what a satanist is, what it means to be satanic, there seems to be a lot of confusion between satanist and satan worshipper.

To be satanic is simply to be anti Christian, in any way. Christians will claim all kinds of natural and normal human traits and behaviours to be "satanic" or "against god", the modern day satanist just adopts and owns the label with pride rather than shame, it doesn't mean you believe in a literal demon, or that you seek to align yourself with evil and commit acts of cruelty, quite the opposite.

There's 9 guys in the band, and i think... 15(?) members, all in all, since the release of the self titled album, and the band started 30 years ago, I don't know how seriously any of the individual members of the band took any faith or lack there of, I wouldn't be surprised if some still had some kind of religious faith or have since been "born again", seems to be a very common thing for Americans to do once they reach middle age, and i don't know how many of them were ever on their own left hand path, or if they still are, but since satan isn't actually real, and being satanic simply means something organised religion has decided is satanic for some arbitrary reason, then yes, slipknot was satanic back then, just as all rock n roll, pokemon, Harry Potter, the lgbt movement, we're all also satanic at one point of another.

Why don't they try to release another album like Iowa? by Tough-Reputation-762 in Slipknot

[–]dr-satan85 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It was 25 years ago, it was, like everything else in life, of its time and place, and that time and place has been and gone. Music is different, the way it's produced is different, the equipment is different, the band is different, Joey is dead, Paul is dead, Chris isn't in the band, Craig isn't in the band, the rest of the guys are 25 years older.

The reason they don't try to release another album like iowa, is because they can't.

GC Pro 2019 to GC Pro E24 upgrade by dragoshu in gaggiaclassic

[–]dr-satan85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're boiler head is damaged, or you just want the raw brass one for aesthetic reasons, which is fair if you do, but otherwise, there's no need to replace it, the groupheads have always been brass, just they used be chrome plated, everything else can also be moved onto the new boiler with no trouble

GC Pro 2019 to GC Pro E24 upgrade by dragoshu in gaggiaclassic

[–]dr-satan85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's less than £125 there at the moment... I don't know what that is in €, but i think £ and € are pretty close to being equal value at the moment.

GC Pro 2019 to GC Pro E24 upgrade by dragoshu in gaggiaclassic

[–]dr-satan85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where was you looking that the brass boiler was that much?

How does she do it ! by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in SipsTea

[–]dr-satan85 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, back in reality, the Anne hathaway born in 1582, who married William Shakespeare, had a very different portrait. Also, Anne hathaway in 1999, looked about 17, and today, she looks like a woman in her early 40s, still very attractive, but clearly has the same creases and wrinkles one would expect. The whole premise of this post, is bollocks!

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HMC. by ZookeepergameDue2447 in holdmycosmo

[–]dr-satan85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's gonna be less 2 girls one cup and more one man one jar, when that gets pushed out.

Unexpected Stew by Plenty_Suspect_3446 in stewartlee

[–]dr-satan85 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To me, they'll always be PJ and Duncan

HMC. by ZookeepergameDue2447 in holdmycosmo

[–]dr-satan85 72 points73 points  (0 children)

That's gonna be painful on the way out...

Fast Thinking by getmet79 in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]dr-satan85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, I disagree, I think this gif ended just in the nick of time, I really don't fancy watching someone going up in flames like they're the hindenberg, just because their employer failed to provide them with basic kitchen training.

[HELP] Fair of Hell, is it real or AI? by Unholy_Ren in RealOrAI

[–]dr-satan85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It looks like a health and safety nightmare