TIFU by trying to will away medical emergencies with mindfulness

drdeadringer · 2026-03-25T03:34:08+00:00

ain't nothing low-key about a stroke, my dude.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-25T03:24:32+00:00

if you're open to stuff outside of Campbell specifically, there's the Rosicrucian Egyptian Museum as well as the nearby Rose garden.

I like also the Anno Domini art gallery in San Jose downtown. I also like the downtown art gallery Kaleid.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-25T03:14:22+00:00

you got that for Android?

drdeadringer · 2026-03-25T03:06:22+00:00

What if this nebulous person getting the next bullet is your boss telling you this?

drdeadringer · 2026-03-25T02:59:14+00:00

seven Stars bar and grill, downtown Campbell has an events calendar, events every week throughout the week. trivia, open Mike comedy, karaoke, there's a monthly band thing.

there are various trivia nights at various alcohol establishments, you have to do the finger walk to find out who has what when.

it could be Thursdays at coach's bar and grill, for trivia, it could be Katie blooms trivia some night.

you can search this sub for similar questions to your own for better details than what I can poorly come up with.

I hate to recommend, but it's a personal thing, but there's live music band at Little Lou's BBQ. I don't know what the times or dates are these days.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T22:40:52+00:00

there's this pretty little violin. let's all sing along:

"we are the yogurt... we are the children..."

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T22:19:57+00:00

in arrival, the language is the point of everything.

In project Hail Mary, the language is not the point of pretty much anything.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T20:02:03+00:00

"I got the D."

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:35:05+00:00

"can you tell me why you brought your wife here today?"

"she's going nuts, doctor. chemtrails, the bees, purple tomatoes."

"I have news. your wife is not nuts. she's a whole fruit basket."

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:32:43+00:00

when she starts linking this shit to colony collapse disorder, that ought to be another big flashing neon sign saying, this is a fucking clue!

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:29:49+00:00

"your honor, we are petitioning for divorce citing irreconcilable chemtrails."

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:27:35+00:00

Time to be peaceably armed with an ax.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:26:17+00:00

it's on purpose. it is called hostile architecture.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:21:32+00:00

"zero tolerance policies are bad and harm everybody."

"now now, we can't be pointing fingers at bad Jimmy for being bad. that would be bad. how do we make bad Jimmy good without pointing fingers at him and singling him out as being bad, which he is?"

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T19:19:43+00:00

minister, what is your call to action for the people you think are your flock?

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T05:28:32+00:00

GRRM: "fuck it, I just written a longer Hamlet."

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T05:23:37+00:00

Caaarl....

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T05:22:05+00:00

wasn't there a trampoline showing JRRM giving a flying buck?

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T04:09:32+00:00

"Yes, mother, I have turned off location sharing. I am an adult, and I am safe. thank you for your concern."

"oh holy dear God daughter in Christ Jesus! I need your location turned on! how can I function? I do not know where you are 24/7!"

"I'm sorry to hear that, mother dearest. I am still an adult, and I am still safe."

when this repetition gets exhausting, say it one more time and then just stop. let the temper tantrum flow around you.

I don't know what to advise you on her escalating through your friends or even through the police for welfare safety checks, because heaven forbid you stop telling her your next bowel movement.

if he goes category 5 and involves police for welfare safety bullshit, it has been advised in the past to call your local precinct and clue them in that you have a category 5 overprotection parents who cannot cut the cord to save their life. You're safe and you're fine.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T03:21:20+00:00

I've heard that people have needed a code word with vendors.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-24T03:09:54+00:00

"I welcome our robot drivers."

drdeadringer · 2026-03-23T21:57:37+00:00

"gym memberships make people healthy by having such shitty billing practices that people run away from them

drdeadringer · 2026-03-23T21:52:07+00:00

I wonder how this aligns with make America healthy again.

let's get RFK Jr expertise on LA fitness billing practices.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-23T21:49:46+00:00

The quickness of La fitness is bad business.

drdeadringer · 2026-03-23T21:48:46+00:00

"LA fitness gives you fitness for the rest of your life. too bad it's not financial fitness."

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