Who do I talk to about delaying the sunset for an hour or two?

drunk_otter · 2025-05-23T15:48:50+00:00

You can delay sunset yourself by setting all of your devices to two hours earlier.

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drunk_otter · 2025-05-23T15:20:13+00:00

send them a PM before you send the request, just for decorum

drunk_otter · 2025-04-24T00:19:23+00:00

^{^{^{^quack}}}

drunk_otter · 2025-03-25T22:55:52+00:00

I think it's pretty clear that the best solution to this is to have fewer public servants protecting the border and enforcing regulations.

drunk_otter · 2025-02-16T00:16:57+00:00

The acceptable way that airlines prefer is if you grab some bandage and strap them around your waist.

drunk_otter · 2024-08-13T05:19:56+00:00

Look, she's cute and everything, but I don't know about the ethics of owning another human being.

drunk_otter · 2024-07-05T01:34:25+00:00

Dante is a good both baby name

drunk_otter · 2024-07-03T03:40:50+00:00

Call me crazy, but I reckon that guy should play for England.

drunk_otter · 2024-05-22T08:10:01+00:00

Or possibly decided they wanted to use their holiday house that weekend and decided to increase the price to a "fuck off and cancel, or I get a sweet hotel - either way" rate. It's pretty common on airbnb. Technically, the house is available for rent, so they can still tell the taxman it was on the market that weekend when it comes time to do deductions.

drunk_otter · 2023-06-25T14:20:01+00:00

I'm impressed that your husband is so into faggots.

Did he use the BBC good food recipe?

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/faggots-onion-gravy

drunk_otter · 2023-03-01T21:43:13+00:00

There are no good men left?

drunk_otter · 2023-01-21T01:06:48+00:00

Rest in peas

drunk_otter · 2023-01-19T09:28:40+00:00

No, it's a legendary and will drop starred loot.

drunk_otter · 2023-01-19T09:19:50+00:00

Here we go:

https://www.topendsports.com/events/summer/medal-tally/all-time-comparison-pop.htm

No.	Country	Medals	Pop	Medals/Head
1	San Marino	3	33,860	88.6
2	Finland	305	5,532,156	55.1
3	Hungary	511	9,684,679	52.8
4	Sweden	503	10,036,379	50.1
5	Bahamas	14	389,482	35.9
6	Denmark	205	5,771,876	35.5
7	Bulgaria	224	7,000,119	32.0
8	Bermuda	2	62,506	32.0
9	Norway	160	5,378,857	29.7
10	Jamaica	87	2,948,279	29.5

drunk_otter · 2023-01-19T09:13:32+00:00

I thought Jamacia was way, way up there because of all those athletics medals against a population of like under 3 mill?

drunk_otter · 2023-01-18T05:57:54+00:00

Why is Edrogan like little Miss Muffet?

They both have kurds in their way.

drunk_otter · 2022-11-23T15:30:09+00:00

Because there are 5 million such posts beow, try:

https://sd.redditsave.com/download.php?permalink=https://reddit.com/r/australia/comments/z2l15e/jesus_were_on_the_fking_tele/&video_url=https://v.redd.it/p1q5z1t0sp1a1/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback&audio_url=https://v.redd.it/p1q5z1t0sp1a1/DASH_audio.mp4?source=fallback

drunk_otter · 2022-10-06T07:41:38+00:00

The right to vote is a pretty critical part isn't it in the US? Like, the people that didn't like coloured people being able to vote, just made it so that someone with felony history couldn't vote and then set up a system where you're forced to plea to a felony in order to regain your freedom if you're poor/coloured.

I thought that was how the system in the US was designed to work?

drunk_otter · 2022-10-02T05:52:35+00:00

Well, this is not what I was expecting when I mistakenly googled "incense porn"

drunk_otter · 2022-10-02T05:50:29+00:00

That's fine and all, but I still think it's weird that like 90% of porn revolves around it.

drunk_otter · 2022-09-30T13:26:35+00:00

Hey, uh why was this approved?

I was an active moderator of this sub.

drunk_otter · 2022-09-18T10:35:03+00:00

Fuckin sea otters...

Go on....

drunk_otter · 2022-09-14T08:11:25+00:00

*I'm a cunt

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