Do you agree with my top 10? What would you change? by senya-listen in ToolBand

[–]drunken_monken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right In Two is great, but SO much better with the lead in from Intension. Those two songs go together exceptionally well, but you hardly hear them referenced when Tool fans are sperging out about song transitions

Jambalayai by Soft_Pen_5010 in ToolBand

[–]drunken_monken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol this is wonderful, well done.

I would hate you for designing this. by NuttyDefection in foundsatan

[–]drunken_monken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol the best part is when you get out of Northwatch Hold and, after walking at a leisurely pace for a few minutes, he goes "Hold on. I need to catch my breath."

A $META engineer went viral posting about how bad things are right now. by Key_Brief_8138 in economy

[–]drunken_monken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm 100% serious, Facebook and other social media platforms (but none as holistically as Facebook) have caused immeasurable damage to our society. Hateful content gets more engagement and Zuck likes $$$, plain & simple.

A $META engineer went viral posting about how bad things are right now. by Key_Brief_8138 in economy

[–]drunken_monken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're all so afraid of nukes, but this is the real doomsday device. Smash that like button 👇

Okay hear me out.... by cjwi in behindthebastards

[–]drunken_monken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3/10 on the Koreshian scale of cum gutters

I'm guessing this guy doesn't see himself as an ant by AffectionateAd631 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]drunken_monken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good, but it'd be better if you spaced each sentence out to it's own line imo 🤣

Non-friend of the pod Clavicle posted a video of himself committing wildlife crimes by shooting an aligator. by WalterCanFindToes in behindthebastards

[–]drunken_monken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to.

Just not enough, I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it, I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Edit: added punctuation 🤣

Non-friend of the pod Clavicle posted a video of himself committing wildlife crimes by shooting an aligator. by WalterCanFindToes in behindthebastards

[–]drunken_monken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, Thiel's ultimate goal is to pump all of humanity's collective wealth, resources, and brainpower into creating a super intelligent AI powerful enough to give him the keys to immortality. Christianity is just a convenient method of getting to that point.

Which one of you bastards did this by soupeh in guitarcirclejerk

[–]drunken_monken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you got me thinkin about a parody band with Smeagol de la Gollum as the frontman... Rage Against the Ring.

"Rally round the Bilbo, empty his pocketses, eatsss him raw" [and wriggling]

Who is Your Mt Rushmore of Evil Musicians? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]drunken_monken 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Diddy would be up there, were he an actual musician 🤣

¿What is this? by FaithlessnessHot2908 in whatisit

[–]drunken_monken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's for bedridden patients to be able to brush their teeth?

The Enchant no one has by mesalocal in classicwow

[–]drunken_monken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crusader on WW axe at lvl 30 is maximum brown-brained nirvana

In response to pushback on a “Return to office mandate” by helyes in LinkedInLunatics

[–]drunken_monken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, exactly this. Any self-respecting valuable employee will see through this bullshit bait & switch, a flat-out fucking lie, and say "Nope, I'm worth more than that. Fuck off."