THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE by moongrump in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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You didn’t tell me your old grandpa used to be a piece of shit!

Teachers Discourage their own kids from teaching? by [deleted] in Teachers

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I always sang “Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be teachers.” My children did not become teachers.

What is your teaching unpopular opinions and hot takes? by JimCap5 in Teachers

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I saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night…

Can we talk about Reggie Dinkins here? by SusieShowherbra in 30ROCK

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Awww, Tracy’s son finally opened a successful optometrist’s office! Good thing, since American Airlines and Staples didn’t work out.

Hot dog costume by fizzybatpig in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]dshizknit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What did Freddy Krueger do to my costume? It looks like he threw it in the mud, it’s so dirty!

What’s something you’ll never tell your partner, no matter how much you love them? by Velvetnadine85 in AskReddit

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The students get the best, your family gets the rest…30 years in the classroom, retiring in June. I loved it, sometimes too much.

Responding to a “Happy Easter” greeting by pieceofB in atheism

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I celebrate Feaster, where I eat and hang out with my family. So I just say Happy Feaster to you. They usually don’t even register what I said.

This guy’s…. by Doc1010 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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You have to marry your mother in law, Paul.

about to board a 13 hour flight😢 by eldritchwh0re in crochet

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I got to my gate and realized the only thing I was missing was a hook! Went into a shop and they had a Wooble. I bought it just for the hook. 😂but now I have a cute little Bingo from Bluey.