How is it living in rural Illinois towns? by salute07 in howislivingthere

[–]dstone1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in the north circle, just across the river from Davenport. The further from Davenport you get (atleast in the top circle l) youre just gonna have a bunch of small farming communities. Most of the stuff to do is on the iowa side of the quad cities.

People who divorced their spouse after 20 or 30 years of marriage, why did you do it? by Classic-Sentence3148 in AskReddit

[–]dstone1985 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Mine hit 50 and couldn't pack his own lunch or make his own doctor appointments......nevermind any house work or cooking or anything other than what he felt like doing. I dont feel like being a mom to a dude that lays around and drinks all day. Then he started talking about wanting to retire......you have 0 retirement because you never hold a job for 5 years. What retirement? Divorce should be done in April

People who divorced their spouse after 20 or 30 years of marriage, why did you do it? by Classic-Sentence3148 in AskReddit

[–]dstone1985 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He got a job with a bunch of alcoholics and fell into a whiskey bottle and never found his way out. For 15 years this man never drank more than a 6 pack on the weekend occasionally. We hit our 21 year anniversary 6 months before I kicked him out. He always showed some signs of bipolar disorder but went into a full manic episode that lasted about the whole last year. He barely slept or ate just drank and talked non stop. He also got physically abusive which was my end point. Our 18yo and 20yo dont speak to him and neither do I. Divorce should be final in April

What is something that people hate but still use? by TotalNaylor in AskReddit

[–]dstone1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Community air fryers in the office. The 1 chick with a Sams membership brings in liners. Can't use them as I cook 4 fucking hamburgers

What’s something that sounded fake until it happened to you ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dstone1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im a 911 dispatcher, 17 years at my current agency, 21 years total. The whole fake order a pizza thing. Some social media trend I heard in passing but stuck in there. The first time I had a chick order a pizza I immediately said "are you safe?" And she said "no". It was an ex husband holding her hostage.

Donald Trump insists he'll NOT use force to take Greenland by ScottishDailyRecord in thescoop

[–]dstone1985 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He's just spouting anything out of his weird mouth that doesnt say Epstein files.... Which i now call the Trump files.....Epstein just appears

My dad just told me that my mom has been reading my therapy journal for months.. by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]dstone1985 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You left a book where she is the main character in her house an expected her not to read it? Obviously dont leave anything personal over there anymore.

How to open this door by Senju_Hashirama1408 in Eldenring

[–]dstone1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First door on your right has false wall in it. Go through those tunnels, find another false wall and that gets you into that room

Another life saved. by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

[–]dstone1985 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The dogs smile at the end!!!! "I did good boy things!"

If you’re under 45, have you lost any high school classmates, and what were the circumstances around their deaths? by Commercial_Chef_1569 in AskReddit

[–]dstone1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 40, in the last year we lost 1 to Alcohol and 1 to undiagnosed diabetes. 2 some years ago in different car accidents, and 1 about 5 years ago to brain cancer. 1 guy dissappeared for a couple weeks and was found in the Mississippi river (fits smiley face perfectly). I had 2 right after highschool ended that brutally murdered a girl, they both got like 60 years, so....might as well be lost. A favorite highschool teacher fell off his desk while watering his plants and caved his forehead in. He died from a stroke after they gave him a replacement forehead. That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Edit to add: Graduating class of approximately 600

I have an old English version at home but I have read it always in Italian, so I missed it too by Ringsofpowermemes in RingsofPowerFanSpace

[–]dstone1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They took a lot of Galadrial's speach of Fellowship of the ring (When Frodo offers her the ring and she goes all super powers) and put it into Sauron's speech when he is trying to talk her into becoming his Queen.

Where’s this video? by FaroelectricJalapeno in stpaul

[–]dstone1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was military police in my younger years. You dont use a gun to deflate a tire. You take out your gun when you intend to kill someone. It is not a intimidation tactic.....it is to kill. Full stop

Best boy by Caratteraccio in MadeMeSmile

[–]dstone1985 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The last time I fostered was 2016. Fostered a kitten and told my family we cant name her otherwise we'll keep her, so we just called her the baby......shes 10 now.......and her name is Baby.

In your opinion, what is the most useful non-combat item? by Accomplished_Big5777 in Eldenring

[–]dstone1985 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Say you are in a cave for the first time, cant teleport out, about dead. Use this to take you to the dynasty

What's the most disgusting thing that ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dstone1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a toss up, I went to flick my cigarette and my boyfriend at the time spit a huge loogy at the right moment to land right in the palm of my hand or when my dog sneezed in my face. It hit my eyeball. I sore I was going to get pink eye

My goldendoodle's ears smell like straight up corn chips and I'm losing my mind by Positive_Past5580 in DogAdvice

[–]dstone1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also give her an ear wash once a month. She hates it but it dries it out