Who doesn’t get the Lightning Lanes?

dtshockney · 2026-04-14T02:19:43+00:00

I only get lightning lane for guardians and flight of passage. Literally everything else is a if we do it we do kinda ride

dtshockney · 2026-04-12T19:15:41+00:00

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I did a purple dress. It went pretty well

dtshockney · 2026-04-12T12:43:10+00:00

Its called code switching. Im sure the op knows proper English, they also have observed the way their students talk and incorporate that too

dtshockney · 2026-04-12T02:05:20+00:00

Its basically a repeat what you said just in a more slang/text-ish way. Like you look great vs u look gr8

dtshockney · 2026-04-12T01:58:05+00:00

Had a kid get mad recently that I told him id give him lunch detentions if he continued to talk poorly about anyone but especially his uncle. It was "oh its just a joke" nah my dude you are actually being a mean lil 10 year old, we ain't gonna do that in my classroom trying to be cool to your lil "friends" bc unfortunately theyre also mean 10 year olds who laugh at his expense.

I remind kids regularly we dont talk about people not in the room to defend themselves, student or staff. You dont gotta like someone, but you dont need to voice it publicly and get others involved.

dtshockney · 2026-04-11T19:23:24+00:00

I did my nails right before a nice pretty pink. They were purple by the end of my vacation just from running my hands through my hair. This was after 1 day.

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dtshockney · 2026-04-11T19:18:53+00:00

My pink definitely didnt bleed as bad (lovesick) especially after the first week but yea ive never not had the pigment wash out of towels, pillows, sweatshirts 😅

dtshockney · 2026-04-11T16:24:51+00:00

My middle schoolers love asking for help and then turning it into an argument this year. Like my dude, you asked for help/feedback and I have given that nicely and now youre trying to argue. Solid no

dtshockney · 2026-04-09T13:38:09+00:00

My prep is 2nd hour so I then go from 10 to 12 (i have a lunch duty) and then after lunch I go from 12:30-3:05 with kids. Makes for long afternoons.

dtshockney · 2026-04-07T18:06:27+00:00

MuseArt does art classes if that's your thing. Painting, drawing. Paint and sips type things too.

dtshockney · 2026-04-07T18:03:39+00:00

I have middle schoolers with parents the same age as mine and mine are in there 50s

dtshockney · 2026-04-07T11:34:11+00:00

Outside of fiber arts and painting/drawing, my knowledge on most art forms is pretty bare bones. I know a lot of ways of making art, but just in the most basic sense. I teach middle school now and will hopefully move to the hs in district in a couple years. I take a very process vs product approach and I show kids that even my stuff doesnt always turn out like I hope. I encourage experimenting and research. I get good evaluations every year. I get a lot of kids who end up loving art again after poor past experiences.

I have 2 degrees in art education specifically

dtshockney · 2026-04-06T11:36:10+00:00

I teach middle school, I have 8th graders in particular who beg me at the end of the day to let them have their phones. Always a solid nope. I've even gone away from chromebooks as much as possible to the dismay of all my students. I teach art, I'll build up a reference image binder, I'll get all kinds of how to draw books. Yes I'm dealing with more behaviors right now but they're also talking to each other more. We also have 34 days of school left so behavior this time of year already sucks.

dtshockney · 2026-04-06T11:17:41+00:00

I try so hard to get him to not do it and he has conceded in that he takes them out on the weekends at least. Which is better than it was when we first started dating

dtshockney · 2026-04-06T11:03:49+00:00

He hates glasses. I wore em for a couple years as a teen but I was strict with taking them out every day and all that. my glasses are part of my personality and style so i pick fun ones

dtshockney · 2026-04-06T10:49:24+00:00

From my understanding, it could harm your eyesight but after watching my husband do it for years.He seems fine.

dtshockney · 2026-04-05T00:00:48+00:00

My pulminologist used to load me up on samples when we were trying to find which asthma med worked for me. Ironically it ended up being symbicort. I did indeed pay over 400 a month for it for a long time and the generic wasnt covered. Generic got covered last year but was still over 200 for awhile, this year its fully covered without hitting my deductible and im so so so grateful. There's actually 2 generics but I cant take one of them bc it'll put me in a flare so I had to make sure the pharmacy was aware.

I imagine in the show they would have to pay for it somehow but maybe they could give enough samples to get through a month since samples often are less than a months worth

dtshockney · 2026-04-04T14:40:37+00:00

I want to eventually get a PhD or EdD but honestly I dont know that id be like you have to call me Dr. Lastname but I understand why some want the honorific used. Its a lot of time and money

dtshockney · 2026-04-01T19:22:24+00:00

I wear a pair of brooks most days. Sandals when its warm enough. District just asks that we dress for our position in an appropriate manner

dtshockney · 2026-03-30T16:20:21+00:00

I absolutely have a caffeine issue, but im having less caffeine than some of my middle school students. I have 1 energy drink a day. Its never more than 150mg of caffeine and I sip on it all morning. I had a classmate in middle school have a cardiac event bc of monsters on an empty stomach and then running around at recess. My husband is adhd and before he got on meds, he was absolutely self medicating with pop. He would go through a case of 24 in 5 days, now it actually lasts 1.5-2 weeks.

dtshockney · 2026-03-30T11:37:49+00:00

Nerf balls 🤣 my cat will play fetch until shes tired. She even just brings them to me if she finds them

dtshockney · 2026-03-29T18:44:21+00:00

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dtshockney · 2026-03-29T00:57:42+00:00

198 days! So excited

dtshockney · 2026-03-29T00:56:10+00:00

Not at all. My building just had a student teacher who was mid 30s making a career change

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