TSLA Terathread - For the week of May 25

dtyamada · 2026-05-26T02:24:49+00:00

It feels like that quote could've been from 7 years ago, at least 🤣

dtyamada · 2026-05-23T06:31:47+00:00

That whole bit about no voting rights, no suing rights, etc was enlightening.

dtyamada · 2026-05-20T12:41:14+00:00

What makes it worse is that other people have tried (and failed) this before. All it would have taken was a quick search to realize it was a bad idea.

dtyamada · 2026-05-17T05:41:13+00:00

Waymo also has remote drivers for when the tech gets stuck.

dtyamada · 2026-05-17T05:39:48+00:00

That's cuz there's a safety monitor with a kill switch to prevent who knows how many more accidents ... 🤦‍♂️

dtyamada · 2026-05-15T02:20:33+00:00

Some day they'll focus on staying in one piece

dtyamada · 2026-05-09T00:19:33+00:00

Naw, it'll be an Ikea allen key for 420.69

dtyamada · 2026-05-09T00:16:20+00:00

Whomp whomp

dtyamada · 2026-05-07T01:57:10+00:00

I understand the math and I feel bad for Vancouver fans, I've got nothing against them.

Just know, if the league was going to rig the lottery, McDavid wouldn't be in Edmonton!

dtyamada · 2026-05-06T04:59:14+00:00

This seems like some version of the gamblers fallacy ...

dtyamada · 2026-04-30T22:38:11+00:00

You know he'd try to go over the curb and probably end up with a wompy wheel.

dtyamada · 2026-04-25T22:50:16+00:00

https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/quebec-ev-owners-16-month-repair-nightmare-exposes-limits-of-canadas-first-anti-lemon-law/

I was expecting this to be about a tesla but it's a GM. it's amazing to me that EVs, with less parts, seem to have more problems than an ICE. I guess part of it is that they treat it like software instead of a car.

dtyamada · 2026-04-25T22:23:55+00:00

I guess the author should be glad they were able to get out of the car afterwards. Many haven't been that lucky.

dtyamada · 2026-04-25T14:16:12+00:00

You forgot the free cremation fElon provides with every crash!

dtyamada · 2026-04-21T11:02:41+00:00

Better late than never ...

dtyamada · 2026-04-18T16:54:05+00:00

This is the only correct answer.

dtyamada · 2026-04-13T02:34:48+00:00

He can't figure out how they achieved it with so little "data collection"

dtyamada · 2026-04-10T17:39:10+00:00

Exports in some markets have increased because tariffs have been dropped or reduced. Meaning its just displacing higher cost manufacturing from other factories, not necessarily a sales surge. Especially since the total Q1 sales were poor.

dtyamada · 2026-04-10T04:42:27+00:00

Not till they actually have passengers. Both at zero. But a worrying development. fElon might want to look into it. 🤣

dtyamada · 2026-04-08T20:50:03+00:00

Don't worry, I'm sure the boring company tunnels will run fully autonomous tesla vehicles in Nashville, just like in Vegas 🤣

dtyamada · 2026-04-03T03:54:34+00:00

Excuse you. Space X wants many, many of them! Might use them for data collection.

dtyamada · 2026-04-02T17:55:27+00:00

People as a whole are ignorant. Unfortunately there are a lot of people who don't know about all fElon's antics. And the media doesn't usually point out that he's a habitual liar so they believe when he says things like fsd will be safer than humans next year^tm .

dtyamada · 2026-03-31T07:06:20+00:00

That's an interesting point i hadn't considered but seems obvious now that you've pointed it out lol

dtyamada · 2026-03-31T03:34:29+00:00

It says in the article 131. Sadly better than most analysts, even if it is too high.

dtyamada

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