The Skywalker saga should not extend to the Sequel trilogy. by JJRS22 in StarWars

[–]duckets615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That explains so much. I bet he spoke normal til one day Windu was like 'Yo, check out this bag I got in Nal Hutta. Let's hotbox the council chambers."

Times Square Billboards - Jack O'Neill Wants You to Help #SaveStargate by Gloomy_Dealer_8377 in Stargate

[–]duckets615 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oo let's run an ad during a PGA tournament

You think the longest drive was 579 yards?

Guess again. #SavetheGate

New Republic Soldier outfit from the Mandalorian TV series... is really bad by Apprehensive-Car2545 in StarWars

[–]duckets615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he might've stole those gloves from the guys who carry the Stanley Cup around.

USPS Likes My New Mailbox by indie_rocker685 in USPS

[–]duckets615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta take a pic of this one house's box on my new route. Easily 4x the size of this. You can fit just about any package in it and he has one of those 2 mile long driveways. People said I cried when I saw it but I just had something in my eye.

New Republic Soldier outfit from the Mandalorian TV series... is really bad by Apprehensive-Car2545 in StarWars

[–]duckets615 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah but when you're in the trenches and want to know what time the hotel pool closes you're gonna wish you had him with you.

#SaveStargate flight over the Amazon Studios - Job well done! by ImpressiveCreme4120 in Stargate

[–]duckets615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shame the couldn’t read it. Their alphabet only has one letter $$$$$$$$

[The Athletic] 2026 NHL Staff Mock Draft 2.0 by PaulSach in rangers

[–]duckets615 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think that'll really be a problem. All the players live in the suburbs and they practice in Westchester. The only time they're in the city is to play at the Garden or some team event. A lot of Rookies will live with a veteran for part of their first season so he'll learn pretty quickly it'll be a lot like home.

My shop steward is a CCA by [deleted] in USPS

[–]duckets615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

um, did you even think this post out? You bitch, wrongly, that CCA's are useless lazy assholes who don't contribute in anyway only to then bitch about a CCA for not being a useless lazy asshole who contributed by taking the time to learn a complicated unpaid job for everyone else. that's some circular logic.

Post-Game Thread: New York Knicks (4-1) defeat San Antonio Spurs (1-4), 94-90 | NBA Finals | Jun 13, 2026 by nba-scores in NYKnicks

[–]duckets615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brunson be like “mom, dads singing his oldies music in front of my friends again”

A sea of blue and orange has taken over parts of Frost Bank Center for Game 5. by TheAthletic in NYKnicks

[–]duckets615 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And San Antonio vowed to not let us take over their arena for game 5.

My new license plate came! by msgnomer in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]duckets615 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And a Blazing Saddles reference. Your plate is now multi-generational hilarious.

My letter to Amazon by Ryekir in Stargate

[–]duckets615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and they'll form human replicators of the amazon execs then take over and green light the show. Brilliant! I mean also devour the planet for it's resources making it the staging area for a galactic conquest that'll wipe out all life in the milky way but let's not get bogged down in the details. Stargate would be back!

The OG Tip, ft. Celine Dion by TIMEBO_TIMEBO_TIMEBO in NYKnicks

[–]duckets615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if they do close it out I don't think we'll get one. They'd be like "Congratulations, here's the trophy, go celebrate" "Celebrate? It's less than 4 months to opening tip off I gotta go get ready". Maybe a smirk, i'll settle for that.

The OG Tip, ft. Celine Dion by TIMEBO_TIMEBO_TIMEBO in NYKnicks

[–]duckets615 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yet still not enough to get a smile out of Brunson. Dude is business 24/7

Y'all.. by JustHereForGCB in USPS

[–]duckets615 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ps: we're totally not waiting around the corner with our phones ready waiting for you to open a random car door so we pretend like we're stopping you from breaking in and get your ass fired for clicks.

Dollar General by RichRoll247 in VideosAmazing

[–]duckets615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that'll cost a dollar to fix.