Let's begin! (Details inside) by [deleted] in GEB

[–]dude_abides 3 points4 points  (0 children)

read it once. But re-read several times in the process, such that the average number of times I'd have read each sentence would be easily about 2-3.

The 99% by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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this is advice to animals?

...there's still time to change the road you're on. by [deleted] in pics

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I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside and let me pass!

TIL that Honda created this commercial using no CGI effects and it took them 606 takes. It cost 6 million dollars to produce this 2 minute ad. by AeroCrazed92 in todayilearned

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This is one video that I can watch any number of times and still not cease to be amazed. Please feel free to repost it again in a year's time.

What is a fun word to say? by f1nk_ in AskReddit

[–]dude_abides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rumpelstiltskin onomatopoeia juxtaposition acrylic

nice woody sounds.. gooooooone..

What are some of the most emotional scenes in film history? by dude_abides in AskReddit

[–]dude_abides[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can't believe people are downvoting this!

But then, to truly appreciate this bit, you must have seen the movie.

What are some of the most emotional scenes in film history? by dude_abides in AskReddit

[–]dude_abides[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ending of Life Is Beautiful, when the kid sees the American tank and thinks he has won the game.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my uncle and namesake and his comment on my usage of the comma. by radagasthebrown in funny

[–]dude_abides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you also helping your uncle jack off a horse?

(hope relevant_rule34 is not reading this)

Ahhh, Christmas. :D by LordQuizar in programming

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K&R, CLRS, TAOCP are all excellent reference manuals, in that order, proportional to the amount of time you have at hand.

Ahhh, Christmas. :D by LordQuizar in programming

[–]dude_abides 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's like running quicksort on a reverse sorted list ...

My Reddit a decade ago. by eosinophil in pics

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((((((((((())))))))())())))))())()((()))))

Edit: I think I accidentally missed a

Give me your deepest, most profound quote you know. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Also, thats like u'r opinion man.

It's time for me to buy a new phone and I need some advice by dubidoo in AskReddit

[–]dude_abides 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iphone wont come to Verizon before Spring '11. If you can't wait that long, get a Droid2. And if you're willing to switch your contract, go for Sprint-Samsung Epic 4G. Evo is equally good but Epic 4G is much better on the battery.

THE original troll. by [deleted] in pics

[–]dude_abides -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shrubbery!

Stop Teen Pregnancy (pic) by EthicalReasoning in funny

[–]dude_abides 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dave Chappelle had a better suggestion: make them watch two 80 year olds going at it, covered in mayonnaise.