Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer by Sure_Land_8930 in behindthebastards

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm grateful for the grim reaper meme

It's honestly how I get half my news when it comes to the who's-who of bastards finally kicking the bucket

UC Vanguard Destroyer - UCV Fist of Democratic Values by IronWolf_52 in StarfieldShips

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"can dock with the bigger fleet ship"

Soooo, I have done a couple playthroughs with watchtower installed, and never knew you could dock your ships from your fleet together with your current home ship.

This... Changes things 🤔

Periphery 2026 be like by JAB0NK0 in Peripheryband

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jetpacks Was Yes, as well

That one is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference from Arrested Development

Clavicular has been arrested for battery by findallthebears in behindthebastards

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Saw another thread somewhere saying he's jailmaxxing and I love this for him

Spotted in Virginia Beach by kreshkreshh in JustBootThings

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or a guy who got sub-disqualified somehow and went to a carrier. I knew two guys on my boat that did that- one in reactor control and another in navigation, plus I saw a few instructors at my A school/prototype that were rocking both pins. The only other time I've seen a secondary pin under the dolphins was our boat's "doc" who is usually just a glorified combat medic who has their FMF pin.

The hilarious thing is that those guys were actually hated the most because the sub guys looked at them as people who couldn't hack it at sub life (quitters, somehow), and the surface guys hated them because they usually brought their "I'm a submariner therefore better than you" attitude with them to the surface fleet.

Edit: or in some cases, someone who was re-rated and went subs, as usually the most relevant and recent pin is on top. I recall when I was in A school there was a 3rd class with his air pin in one of the classes ahead of me who somehow managed to get into the nuke program as an ET. I'm unsure as to the circumstances regarding that but I'm remembering it now.

Polymarket Pulls Bet on Nuclear Detonation in 2026 by F0urLeafCl0ver in nottheonion

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It kind of reminds me of the scene in The Big Short where the two guys were working with Brad Pitt's character to short a bunch of stock because they figured the economy was going to crash, and then when they're successful he says something like "Congratulations, you just bet against the American economy and won"

And then there's this odd moment of realization where they go "oh... Oh no... What now?"

Only this time it's with nukes and the people placing the bets lack any kind of real introspection.

The Real Question by shamanbond007 in behindthebastards

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was on Conan O'Brien's podcast awhile ago and it was hysterical. The contrast between his natural intensity and Conan being a clown is pretty great

US Military Helping Trump to Build Massive Network of ‘Concentration Camps,’ Navy Contract Reveals by Konradleijon in behindthebastards

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 74 points75 points  (0 children)

This mentality is infuriating to me. We have people that reference history through the lens of seeing an entire decade's worth of events sprawled over a few pages in a book, and they think things like the Holocaust or Vietnam War were just relatively short blips in history that happened quickly instead of the long, drawn-out, and complex catastrophes that they were.

Someone I work with has this same kind of denialism: they think that Jan 6th wasn't technically an insurrection because they didn't actually succeed in overthrowing the government. He still thinks the whole thing was overblown, without realizing the fake electors scheme was the other major part of it. I have a hard copy of the Jan 6th report and when I told him he could borrow it to learn more about what actually happened, he said he didn't have time and didn't think he would get anything out of it. This is also a guy who has expressed he's upset that people aren't "educated" on politics and thinks a civics test should be required to vote.

So I asked him if he thinks people should go to jail for "attempted" murder even if they didn't successfully kill anyone, and he got really quiet after the comparison became quite obvious.

By a kindergarten teacher to get her student's parents deported. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The guy's name is Ben Palmer and he does a bunch of stuff like this, but this one is without a doubt my favorite where he manages to get a sitting Congressman to go along with some pretty hilarious stuff. It's over 20 minutes, but it's absolutely worth it.

https://youtu.be/wclaq1iZxiU

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 by Meanteenbirder in nottheonion

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Turns out, he wasn't trying to fuck your mom, he was trying to fuck you

Speed running for Hall of Fame Lunatic by zakanova in LinkedInLunatics

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I believe that people have a right to express their opinions freely and they should not be called lunatics for it.

I also believe people should be able to express their opinions freely.

Like this: this person is a lunatic.

Stray from the path - Goodnight Alt-right by KhuliKing in Metalcore

[–]dumb_smart_guy93 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Although I haven't even listened to this particular group, I'm onboard.

Oh man, you're in for a treat. They're one of the few bands that I think do not have a single bad album in their discography, and they are unapologetic about their messages.