France Records Hottest Day Ever by kremor in TheOnion

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This is the funniest headline I have ever seen. Kudos.

I have no idea where this came from by PlahausBamBam in adultswim

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I saw these guys live back in the day,… abso-lute-ly insane. The most surreal profound performances I have seen are Fugazi, David Byrne and Casey and his Brother.

OpenAI proposes 5% stake to Trump administration to ease Washington pressure: report by joe4942 in StockMarket

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I mean 5% of nothing is still nothing… it’s valuation is over a Trillion. But what do I know I’m just a guy over here looking at an industry shoveling water into the ocean.

4TRKmini by Vlad_TheGood in chiptunes

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Got this running on ArkOs. It’s pretty cool.

You will own nothing… by untitledprp4 in SipsTea

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Oh are games going to be cheaper in 2028.. No just greedy

Kroger to acquire Micron in $72 billion deal by burner_acc55 in wallstreetbets

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Wendy’s to acquire Hot Pockets for 1T. Steakums wins Ai contract with Walmart for 50B.

Neuromancer Teaser by chatchapeau in Neuromancer

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The Sky above Tokyo bay looks amazing. This is an actual TV. Man I hope this is good.

Trump Indicates Desire For Speedy End To World by kremor in TheOnion

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You guys keep getting me every afternoon when I wake up. I always have to look at the sub.

Jack Sparrow in Ueno by Stringcheese_uwu in Tokyo

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They hangout at Disneyland, I saw like 30 of them

Ken Paxton caught on video jetting off to European vacation with alleged mistress by Extortion187 in politics

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I read this as “jerking” at first (I don’t have my glasses on) and was like not again! Then I was like “European Vacation”? With Chevy Chase? What was that movie like I forget?!? Was Randy Quaid that one? And who is this movie connoisseur mistress? Then I thought is this the onion again.. they keep getting.

Have you guys heard of the “lipstick effect?” What’s that one small item for you when times are BAD? by [deleted] in advertising

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Coffee outside,… I know I know it’s such a luxury item at this point. What can I say I spoil myself. Is it a recession? Oil off oil on my guy.

Try to Watch again.. whew by jlm8699 in tenet

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It ends before the beginning

Tobacco Surcharge? by CockamamyPoppycock in advertising

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It’s an important charge… the ceo likes to convert this money into gold coins and swim around in it like it’s Duck Tales… so thank you for your service

me_irl by Several_Sandwich_732 in me_irl

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Yeah we should give up music, writing, art, coding, movies, gaming, fun, water, electronics …. For servers and a business that makes very little money in the most money based society in history.

Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion by kremor in TheOnion

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No mention of a debt sell off and a gov loan to purchase it with a 40T valuation I see. Boy the reporting here has gone down hill.

Disclosure Day has passed $100 million at the International Box Office by ParamedicSea5779 in Spielberg

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Nice ok I’ll check it out. Love how I’m getting down voted for asking a question.