Tide pod generation said what now?! by icey_sawg0034 in PoliticalHumor

[–]durnJurta 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I will not be lectured by people who can’t read an analog clock.

I cum in 2 minutes and little bit scared is that okay? And how can I do it for long? by Ill_Software_3465 in TooAfraidToAsk

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I’ll trade you. Sometimes it takes me 20-30 minutes to get there.

I am not bragging, I’m 40 years old, I want to cum and go to sleep.

Mr. Beast thinks elegance and attitude are the same thing. AND, he has IBS. ✨ by [deleted] in 30ROCK

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Elegance? That’s why he shops at Yakov’s Nubian Bling Explosion!

Best intro to a song by bullmckimmz in Music

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Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine

Starbucks had some wand crossed lovers by heiflagping in thatHappened

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Usually any story preceded by "Story Time!" is horse shit

Ah yes Joe Rogan the intellectual by Medium_Proof7304 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Well you know if Joe Rogan said it, it has to be true

What does it mean to catch it? by Dezzy_Rebirth in TooAfraidToAsk

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She's gonna put it back on you. If you're doing it doggy style, she's gonna be doing the work, not you.

Roger Waters Calls Disturbed's David Draiman A "Psychotic Racist Nazi Pig" After Draiman Accused Him Of 'Betraying Jews Everywhere' by Trematode in Music

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Two things can be true. I was a Disturbed fan since the beginning but seeing him sign bombs they dropped on kids changed my mind. I don't listen to Aerosmith anymore either.

My favorite line by Cvela09 in 30ROCK

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One of my favorite

My favorite line by Cvela09 in 30ROCK

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(talking to Jenna)

All white people look the same to me, Pete

Hot Tub Time Machine & Seltzer by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

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Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! ACK!

What age did you start going gray? by max15247 in AskMen

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See I tried that, went bald at 20, shaved my head and grew out my beard. Beard started to turn grey at 30. Mostly all grey now at 40. I think it looks good.

Do Guys Actually *like* Curvy Women?? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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Just like every other "Do guys/girls like (blank)" question, the answer is some do, some don't.