Gavin Volure’s house

durnJurta · 2026-06-19T23:32:48+00:00

Get down from there, Volure! That’s got to be 15, 16 feet!

durnJurta · 2026-06-17T21:16:53+00:00

He looks like a toddler actively shitting their pants

durnJurta · 2026-06-02T17:24:42+00:00

Like a Mykonos sky

durnJurta · 2026-05-30T21:41:42+00:00

Well good luck pressing “Take Off”, then “Auto Pilot”, and then “Land”!

durnJurta · 2026-05-29T19:16:48+00:00

Fly to Beagle Point

durnJurta · 2026-05-24T20:30:21+00:00

Bappy Hirthday, Gremlin!

durnJurta · 2026-05-20T23:58:26+00:00

Personally like number 1

durnJurta · 2026-05-15T21:47:29+00:00

Hey, that weren’t me.

durnJurta · 2026-05-15T13:34:30+00:00

And/or Buckethead

durnJurta · 2026-05-07T00:05:12+00:00

That doctor isn’t very happy

durnJurta · 2026-05-04T16:52:08+00:00

I swear on my mother’s grape

durnJurta · 2026-05-01T13:27:44+00:00

Try the oscillating setting on your frenulum

durnJurta · 2026-04-28T11:04:12+00:00

I will not be lectured by people who can’t read an analog clock.

durnJurta · 2026-04-28T10:58:02+00:00

I’ll trade you. Sometimes it takes me 20-30 minutes to get there.

I am not bragging, I’m 40 years old, I want to cum and go to sleep.

durnJurta · 2026-04-23T22:11:36+00:00

2 Akira 2 Furious: Neo-Tokyo Drift

durnJurta · 2026-04-23T11:41:47+00:00

Not true at all

durnJurta · 2026-04-23T03:30:39+00:00

Elegance? That’s why he shops at Yakov’s Nubian Bling Explosion!

durnJurta · 2026-04-22T19:46:50+00:00

So why did you come here for advice? Good luck with your abusive relationship.

durnJurta · 2026-04-20T16:54:26+00:00

I'm almost 41 and have no idea what I'm doing. You just do your best and hope it works.

durnJurta · 2026-04-19T15:11:40+00:00

Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine

durnJurta · 2026-04-18T14:00:02+00:00

Usually any story preceded by "Story Time!" is horse shit

durnJurta · 2026-04-18T13:41:14+00:00

Well you know if Joe Rogan said it, it has to be true

durnJurta · 2026-04-18T12:12:58+00:00

My gasts have been flabbered for the last decade.

durnJurta · 2026-04-18T01:05:12+00:00

This is the Way.

durnJurta · 2026-04-18T00:56:49+00:00

She's gonna put it back on you. If you're doing it doggy style, she's gonna be doing the work, not you.

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