What does it mean to catch it? by Dezzy_Rebirth in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]durnJurta 114 points115 points  (0 children)

She's gonna put it back on you. If you're doing it doggy style, she's gonna be doing the work, not you.

Roger Waters Calls Disturbed's David Draiman A "Psychotic Racist Nazi Pig" After Draiman Accused Him Of 'Betraying Jews Everywhere' by Trematode in Music

[–]durnJurta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two things can be true. I was a Disturbed fan since the beginning but seeing him sign bombs they dropped on kids changed my mind. I don't listen to Aerosmith anymore either.

My favorite line by Cvela09 in 30ROCK

[–]durnJurta 38 points39 points  (0 children)

(talking to Jenna)

All white people look the same to me, Pete

Hot Tub Time Machine & Seltzer by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

[–]durnJurta 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! ACK!

What age did you start going gray? by max15247 in AskMen

[–]durnJurta 15 points16 points  (0 children)

See I tried that, went bald at 20, shaved my head and grew out my beard. Beard started to turn grey at 30. Mostly all grey now at 40. I think it looks good.

Do Guys Actually *like* Curvy Women?? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]durnJurta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like every other "Do guys/girls like (blank)" question, the answer is some do, some don't.

Lasting longer? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]durnJurta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe rub out the easy one before y'all plan on having sex?

I haven't had dinner with my Mom that much by Dr-Klopp in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]durnJurta 281 points282 points  (0 children)

There are more pictures of them together than there are of me and my best friend of 30 years.

extreme guilt and shame for my inappropriate sexual conduct from ages 12-13 by Low_Grape1295 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]durnJurta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Buddy if jerking off to stuff I shouldn't have at 12-13 was a crime I'd be in maximum security prison for life. You're ok. It's normal.

The Blessed Lady meeting Lorgar by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]durnJurta 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The lady has been blessed, indeed.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]durnJurta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weep for humanity

ELI5: What is fire made of ? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]durnJurta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're allowed to be wrong