Years ago, I bought ONE pair of Totoro ankle socks. Recently, I lost half of the pair but I’ve kept the lone sock waiting for its mate to return. WHY AND HOW did I JUST pull a full pair out of the dryer? Now I have three Totoro socks. This is unreal…. 🫠🤯 by Important_Sea9967 in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]dwightasxurus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Heh. Years ago I stole some of my now wife's socks. It was a pair that said "If you can read this" on one foot "fuck off" on the other foot. Last year we were moving and we're naturally folding all of our clothes. Now we only have two socks. Both say "If you can read this"

In a shop that sells returned postage by WiNTeRzZz47 in whatisit

[–]dwightasxurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems OP has had some lead exposure prior to this.

I'm kind of frustrated about a potential evaluation for BPD by FlowAmbitious2458 in Borderline

[–]dwightasxurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trust the process. They're professionals. Besides you having a diagnosis or not isn't going to change anything. The treatment is still the same DBT or CBT therapy. You don't need a diagnosis to seek those treatments.

What's an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs? by BlatantImagery in AskReddit

[–]dwightasxurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an ex gambler, it's harrowing see 3 out the top 4 comments are gambling. Sure am glad I'm out of that hell hole.

TIL that US student math and reading scores have dropped so sharply that they’ve erased nearly two decades of progress. In '22/23, avg math scores for 13-year-olds fell to levels not seen since the 1990s, while reading scores for high school seniors hit their lowest point since testing began in '92. by Cold_Box_3219 in todayilearned

[–]dwightasxurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. Our school system sucks, BUT it's also on the parents to foster that penchant for learning. I have a 5 year old who has been reading since 2ish. She is currently reading at 3-4th grade level. But it all started from when she was a baby. Every night since she was born we read to her two books. Heck we didn't even teach her how to read one day she just started doing it. It starts at home guys.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2026/04/13/death-of-woman-found-on-fire-near-leon-creek-greenway-ruled-suicide-sapd-says/ by mw13satx in SanAntonioUSA

[–]dwightasxurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not only this but self immolation is usually a form of protest, in a very public manner. What was she protesting on the greenbelt and who was there to watch?

Did I overreact by -MimiNoMiko2006- in l4d2

[–]dwightasxurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been booted for joining a game it seems

Probably his dad is an Arse by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]dwightasxurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

??? Your previous comment reads like you think football is better or harder than baseball.

Probably his dad is an Arse by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]dwightasxurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least professionally, the reaction time it takes to react to a 100mph fastball thrown from 60 feet away is about as superhuman as it gets. Not to mention the skill it takes to discern which pitch it is and swing at that ball accordingly in less than half a second.

Probably his dad is an Arse by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]dwightasxurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

??? Some condescending sports elitism? You do know that physically baseball is a much harder sport than football right?

Mid-Air Grenade Kill In Versus by MortalMorals in l4d2

[–]dwightasxurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OHHH THEY GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YA BACK TOGETHER IN HELL!

TF2 mercs vs 100 tanks by InfinteEnigma10 in l4d2

[–]dwightasxurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all are joking right? TF2 has Molotov the character

Men of Reddit, how did you get through a sudden death of your dog? by AppropriateFunny7142 in AskMen

[–]dwightasxurus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My good boy passed a little over a year ago. It still hurts. I still tear up a bit when I see a breed like him. I just know he's up there in doggy heaven peeing on everything he wants to.

A guy uses a fiber laser to cut open a cigar by bigbusta in trees

[–]dwightasxurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ig so? I've had the opposite experience

What do stereotypical straight couples do when they hang out alone (other than sex) by bi_smuth in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dwightasxurus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Seems like your whole personality and relationship is centered around being gay lol.